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The Excuse Game



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Fri Sep 29, 2023 10:48 pm
herbalhour says...



because i had to see my boyfriend tarzan.

why did you punt that child?

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Sat Sep 30, 2023 4:21 am
EllieMae says...



Sorry, i was sleepwalking!

Why did you drop out of school?
”Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forwards (so you might as well do Duolingo ).”


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Sat Sep 30, 2023 8:08 am
Liminality says...



Because my school is built inside a floating wicker basket and I fell through one of the holes.

Why did you pretend to be the legendary hero?
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Sat Sep 30, 2023 1:35 pm
Rose says...



'cause I'm undercover

why did you throw your cat out of the window?
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Sat Sep 30, 2023 6:26 pm
herbalhour says...



because it kept biting me...

why did the chicken cross the road?

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Sat Sep 30, 2023 6:42 pm
EllieMae says...



he didnt, he got hit by a bus

why are you grateful today?
”Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forwards (so you might as well do Duolingo ).”


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Sat Sep 30, 2023 6:51 pm
herbalhour says...



Because i cant post anything.

Why is it the yes?

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Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:12 pm
fantasies says...



because yes.

why did you whack me with a stick?
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Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:42 pm
AmayaStatham says...



Because I thought you were a tree.

why are you watching the series Flash?
  





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Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:21 pm
herbalhour says...



Because i want to get faster

The why the yes the why the it?

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Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:48 pm
EllieMae says...



the the it the why, obviously xD

Why are you trying to save the turtles?
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Mon Oct 02, 2023 11:42 pm
Liminality says...



Because the tortoises told me they didn't need my help.

Why did you reorganise the bookshelf?
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Mon Oct 02, 2023 11:48 pm
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ariah347 says...



Because the Labrador needed to be groomed.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
•with love, a♡︎•
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DESCENDING | SLEEPTOKEN
0:28 ──●───────── 04:38
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The night belongs to you
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Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:59 am
Rose says...



because Maleficent ordered it to write her a story.

What's with the big hairy skeleton?
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Tue Oct 03, 2023 1:31 am
EllieMae says...



inclusive Halloween decorations for the hairy skeletons

why did you eat all of my pens?
”Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forwards (so you might as well do Duolingo ).”


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and is now EllieMae
  








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