It's a long story. Basically, there was this castle *unintelligible mumbling* and then the baker said *train passes by loudly* so then the cake went *someone starts watching a loud youtube video* so I went *the youtube video gets louder* And yeah. The sidewalk is now covered in golden eggs that are smashed. So I have to lick them to gain their golden review powers.
Because, I enjoy TRAIN PASSES BY and SCP-096 RUNS BY SCREAMING. It's also fun to SOMEONE GETS DRAGGED OFF TO BRAZIL, SCREAMING. Is that good enough for you? Also why is there a crater in the ground?
Corporal Cleo Carson
Bucklin County Sheriff's Office
Cleo Carson and Bucklin County are purely fictional
cause a lightning strike hit a tree and the tree flew up into the air and hit the area of which there is now a crater in the ground. (i started writing this a long time ago LOL)
"It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small." — Neil Armstrong
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