It's a long story. Basically, there was this castle *unintelligible mumbling* and then the baker said *train passes by loudly* so then the cake went *someone starts watching a loud youtube video* so I went *the youtube video gets louder* And yeah. The sidewalk is now covered in golden eggs that are smashed. So I have to lick them to gain their golden review powers.
Because, I enjoy TRAIN PASSES BY and SCP-096 RUNS BY SCREAMING. It's also fun to SOMEONE GETS DRAGGED OFF TO BRAZIL, SCREAMING. Is that good enough for you? Also why is there a crater in the ground?
Corporal Cleo Carson
Bucklin County Sheriff's Office
Cleo Carson and Bucklin County are purely fictional
cause a lightning strike hit a tree and the tree flew up into the air and hit the area of which there is now a crater in the ground. (i started writing this a long time ago LOL)
I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth. — Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights
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