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The Excuse Game



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Tue Jan 30, 2024 10:55 pm
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Valkyria says...



because a group of dogs are tapdancing in front of my house and I wanted to say hi.

Why does your skin look so orange?
There is always something left to love.
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Tue Jan 30, 2024 11:22 pm
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Kaia says...



Because it's actually made of orange peels.

Why did you eat that cookie that someone had already taken a bite out of?
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Tue Jan 30, 2024 11:43 pm
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starbean says...



Because it tastes better that way

Why do you have purple eyes?
she/her————pro-life————Christian————climber of rocks, trees, and rooftops----reader of poetry, Antoine de Saint Exupery, Pam Munoz Ryan, and Anthony Doerr
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Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:05 am
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JazzElectrobass says...



Because I accidentally dropped purple ink in them.

Why are you digging a hole that is currently 5 ft deep?
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Wed Jan 31, 2024 2:29 am
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OrabellaAvenue says...



Because I dropped a coin and I'm sure it's only under a bit if dirt.

Why in the world are you shaking that baby ant?
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Wed Jan 31, 2024 1:40 pm
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fantasies says...



because it took a bite out of my cheese.

why are you staring into space?
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Wed Jan 31, 2024 4:34 pm
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Valkyria says...



because I'm waiting for my long-lost alien family to take me home.

Why are you drilling a hole into an apple?
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Wed Jan 31, 2024 4:52 pm
Spearmint says...



because I'm trying to find a worm that's hiding in the apple so i can eat the worm

why are you serenading an orange?
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Wed Jan 31, 2024 5:44 pm
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JazzElectrobass says...



The orange was begging me to entertain it. I think it's from outer space.

Why are you falling through Jupiter?
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Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:47 pm
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LuminescentAnt says...



Because I defy gravity. 8)

Why did you eat your hat?
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Thu Feb 01, 2024 1:36 am
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ccarson says...



Because it was made of nachos!

Why are you swimming?
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Thu Feb 01, 2024 2:00 am
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JazzElectrobass says...



Because it's the closest I can get to feeling zero gravity.

Why are you eating my sketchbook?
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Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:14 am
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avianwings47 says...



Oh, sorry, I thought it was a real honey bun. I didn't realize that was just a drawing, my bad.

But why are you wearing a Santa costume?
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Tue Feb 06, 2024 11:01 pm
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Valkyria says...



Because Santa fell off my roof and now I have to take over his job until he recovers.

Why is there so much confetti?
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Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:38 am
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Phillauthet says...



Because I'm trying to summon the party god

Why are you faceplanting in the mud?
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