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The Excuse Game



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Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:13 pm
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inprisonforsparkling says...



Because there's a bulldozer trying to level my house and I'm stopping them.

Why are you trying to stab that man with a paper straw?
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Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:23 am
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JazzElectrobass says...



He stole my wallet and I didn't have my fork on me.

Why are you defying the laws of physics?
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Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:39 am
Spearmint says...



Because I reaaaaally wanna see what a physics prison looks like. Also, gravity is boring.

Why are you sneezing only in odd numbers?
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Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:47 am
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EllieMae says...



Because I left all of my even numbers in France.

Why did you rob the aquarium and steal the penguins?
”Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forwards (so you might as well do Duolingo ).”


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