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Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:30 am
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Arcticus says...



I thought this might be a "fun game"

HOW TO PLAY :

1) Use the YWS Shakespearean Insult Generator to generate an insult.

2) Post the first insult generated by the Generator

RULES :

1) Post the first generated insult. Don't reload for another insult, keep it random, keep it fun.

2) Only Shakespearean insults generated by the Generator are allowed. This is not a thread for badmouthing using your favorite expletives.

Hmm, that's pretty much it. I'll be the first one insulted, so gear up kids, I'm all ears.
Yo!
  





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Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:07 pm
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Lava says...



Thou cockered common-kissing foot-licker!
I BLOG!
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Pretending in words was too tentative, too vulnerable, too embarrassing to let anyone know.
- Ian McEwan in Atonement

kimi: influencing others since GOD KNOWS WHEN.

  





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Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:09 pm
Arcticus says...



Thou errant rough-hewn clack-dish!
Yo!
  





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Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:38 pm
mephistophelesangel says...



Thou rank shard-borne baggage!
  





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Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:57 am
TriSARAHtops says...



Thou gorbellied doghearted clotpole!
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives
  





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Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:27 am
Taxi says...



Thou mewling dismal-dreaming pigeon-egg!
らき☆すた

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Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:01 pm
Arcticus says...



Thou bootless fen-sucked bum-bailey!

i'm sorry xD
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Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:12 am
dragonfphoenix says...



Thou droning bat-fowling varlot!

Don't apologize for intelligence.
D.F.P., Knight Dragon
  





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Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:22 pm
EscaSkye says...



Thou loggerheaded weather-bitten pumpion!
Not anymore.
  





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Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:15 pm
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Thou bawdy earth-vexing hugger-mugger!
Take me to the end of the world.
There I shall race with the moon, play with the stars, and dance with the planets.
There I shall taste the universe.
  





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Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:23 pm
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Thou bawdy beef-witted giglet!
"You are... a new flower on an old Elm tree. What? NOT MY FAULT YOU REMIND ME OF A PINK FLOWER ON AN OLD ELM TREE" -Tuesday

"You would make a terrifying politician." -CuriosityCat

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Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:28 pm
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Thou impertinent clapper-clawed mumble-news!
In the beginning, the universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams


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Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:07 pm
fortis says...



Thou unmuzzled sheep-biting hugger-mugger!
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses
  





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Sun Sep 14, 2014 12:24 am
SARAHJO says...



Thou mewling plume-plucked canker-blossom!
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."
  





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Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:20 am
Iggy says...



Thou bootless rump-fed miscreant!
“I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then."
- Lewis Carroll


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