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Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen

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Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:30 am
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Arcticus says...

I thought this might be a "fun game"


1) Use the YWS Shakespearean Insult Generator to generate an insult.

2) Post the first insult generated by the Generator


1) Post the first generated insult. Don't reload for another insult, keep it random, keep it fun.

2) Only Shakespearean insults generated by the Generator are allowed. This is not a thread for badmouthing using your favorite expletives.

Hmm, that's pretty much it. I'll be the first one insulted, so gear up kids, I'm all ears.

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Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:07 pm
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Lava says...

Thou cockered common-kissing foot-licker!
Pretending in words was too tentative, too vulnerable, too embarrassing to let anyone know.
- Ian McEwan in Atonement

kimi: influencing others since GOD KNOWS WHEN.


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Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:09 pm
Arcticus says...

Thou errant rough-hewn clack-dish!

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Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:38 pm
mephistophelesangel says...

Thou rank shard-borne baggage!

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Sun Aug 03, 2014 5:57 am
TriSARAHtops says...

Thou gorbellied doghearted clotpole!
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives

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Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:27 am
Taxi says...

Thou mewling dismal-dreaming pigeon-egg!

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Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:01 pm
Arcticus says...

Thou bootless fen-sucked bum-bailey!

i'm sorry xD

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Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:12 am
dragonfphoenix says...

Thou droning bat-fowling varlot!

Don't apologize for intelligence.
D.F.P., Knight Dragon

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Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:22 pm
EscaSkye says...

Thou loggerheaded weather-bitten pumpion!
Not anymore.

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Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:15 pm
YcleptCimo says...

Thou bawdy earth-vexing hugger-mugger!
Take me to the end of the world.
There I shall race with the moon, play with the stars, and dance with the planets.
There I shall taste the universe.

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Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:23 pm
SkyeWalker says...

Thou bawdy beef-witted giglet!
"You are... a new flower on an old Elm tree. What? NOT MY FAULT YOU REMIND ME OF A PINK FLOWER ON AN OLD ELM TREE" -Tuesday

"You would make a terrifying politician." -CuriosityCat I review!

Formerly Zhia and Reneia

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Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:28 pm
cleverclogs says...

Thou impertinent clapper-clawed mumble-news!
In the beginning, the universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams

This account proudly supports lgbt* rights.

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Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:07 pm
fortis says...

Thou unmuzzled sheep-biting hugger-mugger!
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses

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Sun Sep 14, 2014 12:24 am
SARAHJO says...

Thou mewling plume-plucked canker-blossom!
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."

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Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:20 am
Iggy says...

Thou bootless rump-fed miscreant!
“I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then."
- Lewis Carroll

I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.
— Pablo Neruda