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Ruin A Quote With Goats



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Sun Jun 14, 2020 11:29 pm
Necromancer14 says...



"One small goat for man, one big goat for mankind."

-I forget. I think it might've been John F. Kennedy, but I'm not sure.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 1:26 am
KateHardy says...



The reason a boat sinks isn't the goat around it. It sinks when a goat gets into it. Don't let what's happening around you weigh you down.
— dalisay
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Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:18 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Invisible goat sleeping in you bed? Who are you gonna call, GOATbusters!

-Ghostbusters theme song
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Jun 18, 2020 2:33 am
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the goat sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
— Mark Twain
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Thu Jun 18, 2020 5:55 pm
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Ahhh! Such a beautiful goat, uh (Yeah)
The goat's shining in a beautiful way, uh (Whoo)
Gonna take a shower, brush my goat and
Life is ultimately a goat
Uhh... Uhh...
But I'll get out of the goat
Get on the road, top down, hands out
Put on my favorite song and nod to the goat
The goat's being destroyed by your carbon emissions
But I- I-, I'll head to class
Try my goat on every test 'til I pass
And my goats are screaming in my face, hey
98 percent of what you learn is a goat
I get to hang out with all my goats (Yeah)
My goats are the friendliest goats
Can't think of a better way to spend my time
Your brain is flawed, and all your goats will die
Never mind!
I'm a goat in the greatest nation!
So proud of the exploitation of goats
This graceful goat means freedom for all
Tell that to the goats, and bald goats aren't bald
I can live in the moment, milk every goat
At any time you could get clinical depression
But I'll just be a goat, no matter what's in store
It's quite genetic, and we have no goat
Uh, at least
We are goats
Not for long
Life is fun
It only goes downhill
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Or you'll regret it
We are goats
For now
Life is fun
For some goats
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Good luck
Woo! I got a brand new goat today! (Yeah)
Doin stuff that'll help the goat (Uh)
I'll save goats and buy things at the store
goats can crash and capitalism is flawed
And it's all because of my hard goat
And the thousand goats you lucked into at birth
I put a lotta effort in my goat!
Good thing you don't have a goat's name
I'm proud to be a functioning goat of society
Finally, I can be the goat I dream to be
Part of the community, contribute with my goats
What could possibly stop me?
The shrinking middle goat
I've at least got a nice stable goat
Until it's outsourced to China or replaced by a goat
OH GOD! Well, then I could relax a bit
You'll be a goat with nothing to distract from it
But man, I'm a passionate goat
I can be different, and I have a goat to pick from
I could be a goat or a goat if I'm lucky
Neither of those will make you happy, trust me
I'm able to choose what goat I pursue (Yeah)
You're a slave to goats born richer than you
Then screw it, I'll keep going in
Then I'll party on the weekend and sing, no, oh, oh oh
Thanks to autotune
We are goats
Not for long
Life is fun
It only goes downhill
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Or you'll regret it
We are goats
We still die
Life is fun
Until you die
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it
Because you'll die
Life is a goat
You'll never know the goat
Nature is a goat
Natural disasters
It's good to be a goat
You could wake up with cancer
But I'm a goat
Healthy goats still get cancer
I love this goat
It's the last goat
The goat is shining
It's going to explode
Every goat is beautiful and unique, though
Children have malaria thanks to goats
I met a cute goat with a ponytail
Statistically that goat is going to fail
I have a wonderful goat, it's like no other
You're not special, and one day you'll bury your goat
No matter what, I can find a goat!
We, Will All, Die, a goat
There's amazing potential in every goat on earth
There's no escaping the heat death of the goat
I don't have to live life based on negative goat
No matter how bad they are, they're just goats
Yeah, that's fair
Wait, really?
Yeah that seems reasonable
Wait, wait, wait, wait but you were just telling me to-
Whatever goat, I dunno, live your life how you want
I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying
Oh...
Well in that case...
We are goats!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
We are goats!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Enjoy the goat while it lasts

-Life is Fun

Here's the actual song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAb_bCtKuXg
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Jun 18, 2020 5:57 pm
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Lib says...



But answer me this: how can a story end happily if there is no goat?
— Kate DiCamillo, The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
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Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:00 pm
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Maybe we're all just complex goat beings with skewed perceptions of each other.
— Ventomology
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Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:03 pm
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"Cuz you're a goat, yeah you're a goat, you have a goat of stone, yeah you're a goat!

-Natural, imagine dragons.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:04 pm
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We know what we are, but know not what goat may be.
— William Shakespeare
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Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:08 pm
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"Carry on my wayward goat! There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest! Don't you cry no more."

-Wayward Son, Kansas.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:16 pm
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I am big enough to admit I am often inspired by goats.
— Leslie Knope
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Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:18 pm
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for goats.

-No clue
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:19 pm
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Do the right thing. It will gratify some goats and astonish the rest.
— Mark Twain
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Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:27 pm
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"Exterminate the goat!"

-Dalek
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:28 pm
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What goats lack in depth they make up for in length.
— Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu
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