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Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:32 am
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but you get bitten by a poisonous snake and die.

I wish I had the power to endue all humans with common sense.
  





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Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:51 pm
rosette says...



Granted, but you never receive common sense and the whole world thinks you're an alien and danger to society and shuttles you off to Mars, bye bye.

I wish I could learn this stinkin' La La Land song on the piano!!!!!
On earth I long to be like Him
  





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Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:02 am
Kelpies says...



Granted! You can never learn anything on piano again.

I wish I could write as fast as I think!
We are who we are, and if someone has a problem with that; that's their problem not ours.
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Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:48 pm
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WARNING: Unexpectedly dark...
Granted, but because of this you're constantly writing. Your fingers wear down to nubs of nothing but nerve endings and porcelain bone. Every thought results in unbearable pain for you. You cry out loud as you can for a lobotomy, or for someone to just end it for you, but no one can hear. Your fingers have worn away, and now your palms are haphazardly smashing against your keyboard. The garbled symbols of the Latin alphabet writhe on the screen, your palms unable to hit precise keys, your mind unable to process precise thought. Soon you'll have to smash your head against the keyboard to keep typing your nonsense thoughts, and then, perhaps, if God is merciful, you'll die.

I wish death upon anyone who corrupts this wish.
  





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Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:50 pm
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...
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
  





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Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:50 pm
Featherstone says...



Granted, but as I die you realize what you've done and you are ridden with unbearable guilt forevermore. This drives you into deep depression and you commit suicide.

I wish for a unicorn.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


he/him/his
  





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Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:46 pm
Kelpies says...



Granted. Your unicorn is demonic and wants to devour your soul. Also it's un-rideable, and will stab anyone who walks nearby with it's horn.

I wish for a demonic doll.
We are who we are, and if someone has a problem with that; that's their problem not ours.
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Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:18 pm
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but all it does is steal your cereal.

I wish that I didn't have a wish at all, without fear of paradox.
  





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Sat Aug 26, 2017 1:38 am
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Granted, but that will have to result in you winding up in a paradox of fear.

I wish my parents didn't think I was an alcoholic anymore.
  





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Sat Aug 26, 2017 5:20 am
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but now they think you're dead.

I wish that this wish was incorruptible.
  





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Sat Aug 26, 2017 3:49 pm
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Granted, but since that is all the wish was, it's done and over with. It is not corruptible. All other wishes are though. What did you get in the end?

I wish good scotch was inexpensive.
  





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Sat Aug 26, 2017 4:42 pm
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but the price of everything else skyrockets, and you can never afford anything other than scotch. You die of hunger.

I wish I wasn't addicted to this thread :P
  





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Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:45 pm
Kelpies says...



Granted! You are addicted to the whole site, so much that you forget to eat, drink, or really do anything else until you waste away.

I wish for chaos.
We are who we are, and if someone has a problem with that; that's their problem not ours.
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Sat Aug 26, 2017 11:10 pm
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Granted, but you die amidst said chaos.

I wish Timmyjake would go away and never comment on this at all.
  





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Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:30 pm
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but a madman is watching you...

I wish I had a million dollars and a good savings plan.
  








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