Granted, but you can only call one person with it.
I wish that I didn't have to get up so early to go to school.
Intrepid Explorer Squire of the Green Room Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid Brief Castaway Founder of Hermits United TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year Dark Matter Overlord Kind of a Big Deal
Granted, but it's a very cliche harlequin romance short story.
I wish that I could speak all the languages of the world.
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
Intrepid Explorer Squire of the Green Room Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid Brief Castaway Founder of Hermits United TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year Dark Matter Overlord Kind of a Big Deal
Granted, but all your clones run away and misbehave and you get in trouble for it.
I wish my scone was lemon and blueberry instead of cranberry and orange.
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
Granted, but a cult forms around you and offer you animal sacrifices (sorry, that got dark. But hey, corruption).
I wish that my best friend returned from Florida. Now.
Intrepid Explorer Squire of the Green Room Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid Brief Castaway Founder of Hermits United TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year Dark Matter Overlord Kind of a Big Deal
Granted, but that fish is a shark. A live shark. It proceeds to devour you.
I wish that Magic 8 balls told the truth (and that I knew why they were called Magic 8 balls).
Intrepid Explorer Squire of the Green Room Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid Brief Castaway Founder of Hermits United TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year Dark Matter Overlord Kind of a Big Deal
It turns out that magic 8 balls were named that because they are magic thanks to your wish. They were preparing, and now ww3 has begun, under the command of M.8.B the 2 millionth and one.
I wish everyone had super powers.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
They all use them for evil, as humans do. The one who can fly would drop puppies from high up in the air and watch them splatter, the one with laser vision would laser anything that displeased him, the one that could teleport would teleport young children to far off countries. The invincible guy robbed banks and killed people. So it goes.
I wish the world worked perfectly --no unhappiness, no death, no war, no poverty or disease, no hate-- but only for a period of eight years.
Granted, but now they become a natural predator of eagles, and destabilize the ecosystem. Also, no one can catch them, so no one gets bacon.
I wish that I was the best writer. Period.
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