In volleyball during the school year when we would warm up with a partner and then the whole team, when a ball would be hit to me and go too far back to where I would have to step hop step (volleyball term which is used when having to step back to get the ball) they would always hit me in the chest where my platform (another volleyball term, this one is what they call your arms when you have to bump the ball) is supposed to be. I always got made fun of for that but it was all really funny actaully. At least I wasn't the one to go running towards the net and fall back when I hit it..."shifty eyes*
Yeah I win--racquetball's hurt more than anything on the face of the planet. Ok thats bull but so what--even a glancing hit gives you a bruise the size of a melon.
Yep, racketball is very messy if played with the wrong people. At A class level, people are so good that they don't miss so badly to hit another opponent or position yourself to get hit. Did you know at that level the ball travels above 115 mph?! Nope, it's not the ball I'm afraid of when I play, it's the racket in the other guy's hand. That thing will split your head open without the wrist involved. I don't even want to know the damage with a total swing, with wrist snap and a solid balance. Also, at even speeds in the D level, the ball travels so fast that it is no longer a ball when I flies through the air, it becomes flat like a pancake. So for those of you who don't where goggles, that ball can hit you in the eye, relax on impact, create negative pressure to move Crysi's A$$, and pull your eyeball right out of your socket. It's been done. My favorite part about my whole post was Crysi's A$$ part, that's the best! jk!
Unless you wish for me to speak of the oh-so-close relationship we have together. You know, when I pick out those cyber roses for you and all. :hearts_eyes: Boy! Do I love myself these days! Ladies! Ladies! Single file, and no cutting. BS wouldn't mind a couple cheaters though... Crysi? Are you done yet? If this is all you got on me, then I'd like to continue to all the other ladies that have been patiently waiting. Oh, if this is the part where you back out on me, make sure you leave by the back door, as I wouldn't like to start a panic through the rest of the ladies to see a girl storm away from me. They might think me unstable... Well, stable this! *flexes his whole body* yea, yea... Don't everyone all clap at once, I'll be at your mom's house if you need me. Ummm... I am fully irresponsible for all my actions.
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