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Corrupt A Wish [4]



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Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:16 am
cleverclogs says...



Granted, but it only has 6 books, five of which are trashy romance novels.

I wish I could go on vacation.
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Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:20 am
Zolen says...



granted you vacationed at Antarctica

I wish I owned Canada
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Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:54 pm
LordZeus says...



Granted, but you are a terrible ruler, so the Canadians rebel against you and execute you.

I wish I could score high in exams.
  





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Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:08 am
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Granted, but you only score high in eye exams.

I wish I had more coffee in my mug.
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Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:10 am
Kelpies says...



Granted, but then you spill it all over yourself.

I wish I could run fast...
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Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:19 am
cleverclogs says...



Granted, but you have no stamina, so you can only run fast for three seconds before you're exhausted.

I wish I could sleep.
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Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:22 am
Kelpies says...



Granted, but then you are always tired and can never get anything done.

I wish that I was a dragon...
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Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:34 am
erilea says...



Granted, but then you're too big and clumsy and all your neighbors put you on trial for smashing their houses.

I wish that my wish wasn't able to be corrupted...
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Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:54 am
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Kelpies says...



Granted. But then your wish would be absolutely horrible so that it needs no corruption.

I wish I was a storybook character.
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Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:06 am
LordZeus says...



Granted, but you die in the first five pages.

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Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:55 am
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Granted, but only the incapable ones.

I wish that all my wishes could come true...
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:04 am
LordZeus says...



Granted, but you only get them for a second, and then it all disappears.

I wish I could be super rich
  





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Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:09 pm
cleverclogs says...



Granted. You now have a billion dollars in pennies.

I wish my desk was bigger.
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Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:07 am
Kelpies says...



Granted. Your new desk is now installed in a brilliant office in a different dimention.

I wish that I had a poison-free cookie right now...
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Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:52 am
LordZeus says...



Granted, but while they are not poisoned, they are made of cardboard and taste like it.

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