Young Writers Society

Verser, wish for something!
Response to donizback:
Granted, but then everyone finds a new writer prodigy and ignores your work!
I wish I was a demigod that could fight with anything.

With anything? Never ever ever say "anything" in your wish, for it's bound to be corrupted. What if you had to fight with the air? With the President? With your beloved pet? That would get mighty tiresome.

I wish I could finish writing my novel.

Granted but it never nobody realizes you finished writing it.

I wish I could see the future.

Granted, but you see a future so utterly morbid you succumb to depression and live out the rest of your life completely unaware of your surroundings and trapped inside your own nightmares and sense of foreboding.

I think that corruption is actually pretty realistic. *claps* :>

I wish that I wouldn't be so paranoid about things.

Granted, but your lack of paranoia will eventually be your undoing.

I wish that chat was back in its heyday's.

Granted, but people act annoying and talk about boring things.
I wish I wasn't so cold.

Temperature? Or personality?

Temperature: Granted! But that's only because you were in an exploding building and now you're on fire.

Personality: Granted! However, you become so cheery and bubbly that all your friends start disliking you, and you fall back to what you were before. Trust me, it happens. I've been there a few times It's actually really fun. There's nothing wrong with me, just saiyan.

I wish that I wished for something that I wished for while wishing for a wish to wish for a wish that will grant my wish of wishing for an un-corruptible wish.

Granted. But you forget where you left your non-corruptible wish ticket.

I wish it wasn't so hot out! *dies*

Granted! But since it's not hot anymore, an Ice Age hits us and you're forced to repopulate the world with a man who has horrible personal hygiene issues.

I wish that I had $1,000,000!!

Granted, but your child kills you so they can inherit it.

I wish that my friends weren't going to different schools.

Granted, but then you all get into a huge fight, and then someone sets off a bomb in the school that all of them die in leaving you as the last survivor.

I wish I was as flexible as a cat.

Granted, but dogs everywhere chase you

I wish I had a portal gun

Granted, but the one you have was a prototype, and it sent you into a black hole.

I wish I could travel free for the rest of my life.

Granted, but you can only travel in rowboats and wagons.

I wish auditions didn't exist.

Granted, but in turn you'll never be selected for a role~

I wish everyone would have a pet panda \o/