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Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:10 pm
aszecsei says...



In school.

Who are you on the inside?
When in doubt...obfuscate!
  





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Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:15 pm
Firestalker says...



An insane vampire.

And you?
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"
  





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Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:18 pm
aszecsei says...



A computer.

Why?
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Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:41 pm
Cobra says...



Because. Why does the world go round and not square?
The corpses are piled high around. Blood carpets the floor and flames scorch away the last remnants of humanity. The screams of the damned echo in my head. I smile. I am home.
  





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Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:08 pm
aszecsei says...



Because of some old guys in wigs.

Why do I love her?
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:19 pm
Firestalker says...



beacuse you dont know who she is.

Why do you think you can think to think about things that think about things that talk about things to do things so they thing to thing happy? :wink:
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"
  





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Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:29 pm
aszecsei says...



Because no one else does.

Can pigs really fly?
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Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:58 pm
Firestalker says...



Sure they can. Look at Snoink for an example. :wink: :wink: (Just kidding Snoink)

Can you sleep?
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"
  





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Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:23 pm
Cobra says...



No, I am unable to sleep now that I have become a vampire. Do you watch the Simpsons?
The corpses are piled high around. Blood carpets the floor and flames scorch away the last remnants of humanity. The screams of the damned echo in my head. I smile. I am home.
  





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Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:25 pm
Firestalker says...



ISed to but not now.

How did you become a Vampire?
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"
  





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Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:54 pm
artistpersona says...



a) Another bloodsucker bit him.
b) He somehow rose from his grave (I'm guessing he wasn't buried deep enough or was nawed on by a vampiric worm.)

Do you know what a bunyip is?
  





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Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:37 am
Firestalker says...



A bunny with a whip?


Whats a idiotic, cyclonic, moronaticalistic, alphabeticalized bunny?
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"
  





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Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:06 am
Firestar says...



The definition of you.

Why do people claim to be insane?
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
  





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Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:33 am
Firestalker says...



People claim to be insane because they most likely are close to be insane and are warning others to beware.


Why did you ask, is that directed to me as an insult?
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"
  





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Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:35 am
Dynamo says...



Let's take a vote. 79% said yes and 21% said no.

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Chicken <-- Egg <-- Rocket Powered Fist
Take that, science!
  








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