(I'm really only hear to collect the cool quote for a paper I'm doing. The prof wants us to be as creative as possible, so I'm writing random quotes along the margins on all my pages. If you've got some good ones, can you pm them to me?)
Please, sit down before you fall down.
Belloq, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. And if you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of your life. And if you must cheat, then please, cheat death. — An Unknown Bride, Leap Year
