(I'm really only hear to collect the cool quote for a paper I'm doing. The prof wants us to be as creative as possible, so I'm writing random quotes along the margins on all my pages. If you've got some good ones, can you pm them to me?)
Please, sit down before you fall down.
Belloq, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
Oh, Brightlord Tumul! How unexpected it is to see you standing there! I didn't mean to insult your stupidity. Really, it's quite spectacular and worthy of much praise. — Wit (The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson)
