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Me: It's my birthday! May I have some of your oreos?
Emily: Is it really your birthday?
Me: No. But can I have some oreos anyway?

(After my comment that both our bras are blue)
Raekul: I feel violated.
Me: I feel like a dirty old man.
Both: *cracks up*

Then we got shushed. :(
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My friends and I randomly ran around pointing out everything that was flammable one day... we scared alot of the adults... they thought we were trying to decide what to set fire too... :shock:

And the other day this happened:

G: DUSKY!!! *tackles me randomly*
Me: Hey! What was that for?!
G: I dunno... you looked tackle-able...
Me: *blinking* tackle-able...
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
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my sister: you're sure starting to sound like mom
me: well, she's right for once
my sister: you sure say 'for once' a lot
me: and you're sure right for once
when there's nowhere to go, it's time to grow up.



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