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Me: It's my birthday! May I have some of your oreos?
Emily: Is it really your birthday?
Me: No. But can I have some oreos anyway?

(After my comment that both our bras are blue)
Raekul: I feel violated.
Me: I feel like a dirty old man.
Both: *cracks up*

Then we got shushed. :(
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My friends and I randomly ran around pointing out everything that was flammable one day... we scared alot of the adults... they thought we were trying to decide what to set fire too... :shock:

And the other day this happened:

G: DUSKY!!! *tackles me randomly*
Me: Hey! What was that for?!
G: I dunno... you looked tackle-able...
Me: *blinking* tackle-able...
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
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my sister: you're sure starting to sound like mom
me: well, she's right for once
my sister: you sure say 'for once' a lot
me: and you're sure right for once
when there's nowhere to go, it's time to grow up.



For in everything it is no easy task to find the middle ... anyone can get angry—that is easy—or give or spend money; but to do this to the right person, to the right extent, at the right time, with the right motive, and in the right way, that is not for everyone, nor is it easy; wherefore goodness is both rare and laudable and noble.
— Aristotle