I say 'pickle' you think 'pie'

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You say white I think milk

OH MY GOD MILK! :smt005
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Haha you say milk I say cow.
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You say cow, I say beef.
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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You say beef, I say burger.
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Is learn forgiveness
And try to forget!

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I'm in distress...
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You say burger I say *drools*
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When you say *drools* I say Baby.
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You say baby, I say babysitting.
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You say babysitting, I think 'horror!'
[Cue Psycho music.]
This guy is so evil you could put him in between two slices of bread and call him an evil sandwich.

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You say "horror!" I say maniac with a knife!
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You say maniac with a knife, I say AAHH




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you say AHH i say "teenage mutant turtles"




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You say Teenage Mutant Turtles I say...cheese
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You say cheese, I say feta.
This guy is so evil you could put him in between two slices of bread and call him an evil sandwich.

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You say feta, I say beta. XD
The history of the world
My pet
Is learn forgiveness
And try to forget!

-Sweeney Todd

I'm a damsel...
I'm in distress...
I can handle it.
Have a nice day.

-Hercules

Masquerade!
Paper faces on parade
Masquerade
Hide your face so the world can never find you.

-The Phantom of the Opera




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You say beta I think Yahoo!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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