I say 'pickle' you think 'pie'

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You say I HAVE LEPRECHAUNS AND BEAR SKIING I say Modnar!
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You say High five, I say Okay!
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You say Okay, i think happy
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You say happy, I think smiley.
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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You say smiley, I think awesomesauce
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You say awesomesauce, I think Mustard.
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You say mustard, I think sandwich.
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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You say sandwich I think seasame seed buns
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You say seasame seed buns i think McDonalds (:
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1. People who use a preposition to end a sentence with.
2. People who can't count.
3. People who think it's 'clever' to quote ironic phrases.




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You say McDonalds.
I think fatness.




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You say fatness I think flab *shudders*
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You think flab, I think Gut.
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You say flab, I think grandma arms.




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You say grandma arms I think cheesecake :lol:

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I don't think I want to know. ;)

You say cheesecake I saw yuck!
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle



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