... habberjasper!!!! (TBR has cracked, read if your strong)

Elizabeth · 2005-06-23T22:28:28Z

lately i have had this weird obsession towards that stupid vamperic watermelon that Gal made... IT GOES WAKA WAKA MAkE it StoP pLEAse!!! I mean ususally I like Vampires but this stupid watermelon has been the object of my absolute interest for far too long. It's all the artists fault!!! :P WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA!!! Boom baby boom!! OK, I'm pretty much done rambling on and on forever... bwahahahaha..... now I want to ramble more down down down... I wrote this entie pge full of random thoughts... read my strangeness!! Covered in half eaten French fries and bloody fat lard lumpy figure SITTING ALONE IN DARK ROOMS MY FRIEND!!!!! ALL ALONE EATING NOTHING BUT SWEET glorious sorrow… No more hope for heroes lost and because of you I now know that there is no such think as a happy every after and when there is one nobody will be around to see it because they’ll all die knowing that you are a boy lover. And not a girl…. Transsexual barbarians with nice swords…. Sounds funny, are you going to be one? Well, one without the sword? BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Ew, that was wrong. have a strong hatred towards the girl that always smiles Frankly I don’t know why And apparently I should have a reason She did so much to make me mad, although I can’t remember what I think…. Erm… well, I think it had something to do with me… She has a large mouth and teeth Teeth so yellow you swore she drove a convertible, With the hood down, Through a hoard of honeybees Colton: What? Me: You have something in your hair. Colton: What is it? Me: I don't know (reaches over and picks at it) I think I got it. I didn't get it. Colton: What was it. Me: Hold on (picks some more and pulls it out) Colton: ... It's cheese! How did that get in there? Me: Do you want a head massage from the Cheese man? Do you want a head massage from the cheeseman? Can you believe all of this? I can easily because it is all me. YAY I AM A NECROMANCER! This is the greatest finding ever I am so proud of myself and all of that. YAY YAY YAY!

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:02 pm

you_really_suck says... · Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:02 pm

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flesh eating pixie sticks *flys away*

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:20 pm

Rei says... · Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:20 pm

Orderly, where's that hypo? :x

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:26 pm

Armadian says... · Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:26 pm

...I'm loopy....i mean Liz are you really bored?

Hey *walks into the room to see a hippo on top of everyone*

*takes out shot gun*

BOOM!

no more hippo.

anyone want some cake?

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:23 pm

Rei says... · Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:23 pm

As long as it doesn't have hippo frosting.

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:56 pm

Sureal says... · Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:56 pm

TBR has to be put down. It's the only humane thing to do.

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:29 pm

electricbluemonkey says... · Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:29 pm

Yeah...I mean...umm...no.

...yeah...

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:45 pm

Rei says... · Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:45 pm

No, she doesn't need to be put down. That would be sad. We just need to shoot her full of thorazine.

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:50 pm

Sureal says... · Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:50 pm

How about we just shoot her?

But we should do is quick, before her brain completely melts.

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:01 pm

Rei says... · Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:01 pm

You are just plain evil, Sureal.

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:42 pm

Duskglimmer says... · Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:42 pm

I have a better idea... why don't we all just go to the funny farm with trees and flowers and nice young men in thier clean white coats that are coming to take us away...

ha ha...

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