... habberjasper!!!! (TBR has cracked, read if your strong)

*laughs*

*watches a chicken walk past* Is that one yours? Can I kill it?

*mumbles something about evil chickens*

*hears a friend in the background: "Dusky... remember? You said "poor scared chickens"... *sing-songy-voice* You felt sympathy for a chicken!"*

*claps hands over ears* No!! no sympathy! it was a slip of the tongue! I didn't mean it! Evil chickens! EVIL CHICKENS!!



*rereads post* gosh, don't you love randomness? *grins*

omg! Not my chicken! Awww, my poor chickens! You can't kill them just now because I am training them in the army....

They are going to rule the world... The ruler will be called bob!!

CHICKENS....... ATTACK!!!

bawahahaha

-chickens attack you-

-rereads- I know xD

HEY!!! *pulls out baseball bat and begins hitting the chickens across the yard where they promptly get back up and and run back over to attack her*

You know what?! That's it! *calls out frog army* ATTACK!

*Eats potatoe in cofusion*

*blinks* you eat potatoes when you're confused?

What are you confused about? I mean, seriously, what part of a frog vs. chicken battle don't you get?

*Names the chicken Potatoe and gives it a bath*

*In confusion*

Hmmmm....

Chickens.... stop attacking dusky and attack EBM because he is eating something!!!!

ATTACK!

-chickens attack EBM and EBM is now lying there with no more food and is squished by them also-

I laugh at you..

-eats popcorn-

*Shrugs* Meh, I'm used to people laughing at me.

*Lies on ground, dead, in confusion*

*blinks* *looks at frogs* so... did we win?

No... I won... And so did you... EBM didnt... :l

Haha

I laugh at you some more.

*Comes up from the dead in confusion*

Wow...take my word for it, Hell isn't that hot.

Meh.

*Dies again in confusion*

Emma wrote:No... I won... And so did you...

Oh yay!

But I still don't like chickens... *looks at the the nearest chicken with contempt*

Am I still dead?

*Eats banana in confusion*

Hell's so boring...

They have bananas down there?

Yeah...they're red though.