Tennis ball machine, Deadly Projectile Launcher, Death at variable speeds device... it has many names. But the only one that seems to exist outside of my head is tennis ball machine.
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I'm like that song stuck in your head; I come and I go, but never truly dissapear.
You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better. — Anne Lamott