...Wow, I must really be out of it. I've clicked on this before, and knew exactly what it was, but I clicked on it again, and it wasn't until halfway down the page that I realized what I was reading.
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though. — J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye