The worst one I ever said was a spoonerism of 'corn for the popping' when I got a back of corn kernels to pop. The spoonerism was quite rude. I did once confuse a teacher be asking 'when did the bob the droms?'
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)
We get off to the rhythm of the trigger and destruction. Fallujah to New Orleans with impunity to kill. We are the hidden fist of the free market.
We are the ink, we are the quill.
[The Ink And The Quill (Be Afraid) - Anti-Flag]
A spoonerism is when you switch the beginnings of two words.
Floppy disk becomes doppy flisk, kiss the girl becomes giss the kirl, etc.
Just don't do it with Huckleberry Finn...
Colleen
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."
I've had many, I just can't remember them.
Brow the thall.
You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, instead, you should read every single book to see what every book is about before you even come close to judging its viability.
There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. — Christopher Darlington Morley
