The Tavern [2]

*Maybe... a coffee?

*Rolls up on a donkey*
Can I have me some melk?

*goes to the fridge and gives Stellarjay a bottle of fresh milk

*jumps out of the bushes* you said coffee? *pours a glass for them*

*One coffee for you.

Milk, sugar or some tiny cookie?

Oh! All of it! Thank you so much dear.

* Do you also want a cookie?

Oh yes! Give me the biggest one you go. Thank you daaaaarling

The biggest one is the six-flavoured-extra-cookie. But I need help to bring it to you. One moment, please.

oh dear, what have i gotten myself into!
Well take your time darrling

*Puh, attention, attention, please remove all things from the table.

*puts the giant cookie down

*Do you need a fork and a knife?

*stares at the giant cookie*
Oh myyy, this looks delicous!
*takes off gloves*
*starts eating it like a caveman*
*speaks through a mouth fulll of cookie*
I think I'll be good without the fork and knife.

*When she came here, she was a lady, now she eats the cookie like a madman.
* I would do the same thing!

*Enjoy your meal!

*through mouth full of cookie*
Thank you!!!

*Goes to the jukebox
*It starts playing a nice song from the 70s
*It´s called "Why do we use these * in front of our sentences" by Asterix Astrid.