Unfortunately; Fortunately

(Snails squidge)
Fortunately, it also had super strength anf lazer eyes.

Unfortunately, the snail was run over by a truck.

Fortunately, the snail is unharmed!

Unfortunately, all of the snail's children were killed.

Fortunately, the children were quite rude, anyway.

Unfortunately, that doesn't make a difference, and we are back to the start. The human race is still doomed to fall.

Fortunately, we go back to the old ways of life so that it doesn't fail.

Unfortunately, too many ladies would not give up there cellphones.

fortunately, they mistook blocks of wood as cellphones.

Unfortunately, their boyfriends bought them real ones.

Fortunately, the real ones melted when a solar flare danced through the sky.

UNfortunately that solar flare is causing too much of a heat wave and the average temperature is now 120 Degrees Fahrenheit. There are no more air conditioners either because we reverted to the stone age and melted all of them down in a volcano.

Forunately, there are far less humans to over-run the earth.

Unfortunately, we are still dying of heat.

Fortunately, we have air-cons and fans.