Walkin' around in my banana shoes! Fartin' around in my banana shoes! Goin' squish squish squish, squish squish squish... squish squish squish, knock it out of the park! (Game Grumps for the win)
I tell the neophyte: Write a million words–the absolute best you can write, then throw it all away and bravely turn your back on what you have written. At that point, you’re ready to begin. — David Eddings