Okay, so I have no problems with ginger people, or being ginger for that matter, but it gets boring after a while when people keep reminding you of the fact. This may not happen in places like America or France, but over her in England it is becoming a regular occurrence.
For example, I can walk down the street one day and will be passed by a group of people - most of whom are chavs - and be guaranteed that if they are my age, or slightly older/younger, the word "GINGER" will be shouted at me. Another thing that may happen is the presence of a crude comment about my pubic hair colour. It may sound stupid, but it's true.
Now, for me, it doesn't bother me too much - as you can imagine, if you have lived with it all your life, it becomes a part of your daily routine. But once in a while, when I've had a bad day or I'm feeling comical - and that's quite a lot - I shoot a comeback at them. These will include things like; "so's your face" and "very observant", but I often have 'off days'. This means that my comebacks are... how would you put this... gosh darn terrible. Such as; "yeah you walk away", taking into account that this is when they are passing by.
Sometimes, I cannot think of a comeback quick enough - I'm sure you all know how that feels. So I'll be walking away and then about five minutes later, it'll come to me and I will curse myself. It annoys me so much, but just hearing the comeback, makes me giggle.
But, everything changes when your family turn upon you and ask that one question, that - ignoring scientifically - cannot be answered. The fatal blow to the innocent ginger patron;
"Lizzy, why are you ginger?"
Oh yes, the mother of all questions that cannot be answered as a whole. So when this happens, I merely say;
"It's a glitch in the DNA."
Then continue with what I'm doing. So, next time you pass a ginger person and feel the need to remind them of their hair colour or even pubic colour, take this into account. We can turn into raging balls of quick witted ginger-ness.
I am Trevor MacDonald and you have been reading Ginger-Mania? <--- You wont get this if you're not British ^^
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