Young Writers Society

In a stunning turn of events, two users by the name of Aet Lindling and Kamas have made posts in the "In The News" forum of the wildly successful and profitable internet startup Young Writers Society founded by Nathan Caldwell, but later bequeathed to freakforchrist in return for saving Mr. Caldwell's life in a dramatic twist when he returned from years of inactivity to rescue Mr. Caldwell from a burning dirigible.

"In The News" was a forum intended for Mr. Caldwell to release cathartic nonsense about the world when he so felt, as he is slightly insane. These articles were never meant to be taken seriously and in fact run directly opposite to the world, as watching television gives you wings, there is a blue blob in space, and the fall of the Roman Empire was due to the Roman Empire falling.

During a news conference about the situation, freakforchrist was quoted as saying "While the shocking indiscretions of Aet Lindling and Kamas are unsettling, to be sure, especially as the man who handed the reins over to me provoked it, Bartemius and I have discussed the matter and we will not be pursuing legal action, though Kamas will be reprimanded and Aet Lindling will be elevated in status from User to Best User Ever."

Further details as the story unfolds.