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Newsflash: Posting "In The News" makes you more glamourous!"



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Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:49 am
Kamas says...



Young Writers News Bulletin
By Young Writers Society Reporter
Last Updated at 12:43 on 18th January, 2011


Leading researchers now prove that posting in the "In the News" forum makes you thinner, more confident, richer and better in any way you can think of. God knows some of us need it.

I myself will be a witness: "I lost 0.06 pounds posting! And I swear my hair got shinier. And suddenly I got a new car that magically poofed into my driveway. And it was covered in diamonds. I feel like a movie star every day.
My writing even got better! Kind of."

In other news, Kamas is no longer a credible source as they shamelessly taunt and steals ideas from the site administrator.


For further information on these thefts, click here.
"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles." ~ Charles Chaplin

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:54 am
Nate says...



And now the streak is broken! Hizzah!
  








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