Hello my name is Jane Doe. I live in Somewheresville, USA near the corn fields and the big city. I go to school with you, have two parents like you and watch television, just like you. I may seem unfamiliar but you know me, you’ve known me all your life. I am just as regular as the blue sky or the green grass.
But of course what would life be if everything stayed regular?
Life will soon change for the better. Well, in my perspective anyway. Don’t worry, you and the rest of your normalcy will be fine. For a while.
One day, you will be taken to a special fun place where the sun always shines and the clouds are always blank, bright white.
Then….then you’ll be living in hell.
