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Tony. Episodes of a dillusional man. Part 2



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Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:26 am
Black Ghost says...



Today I felt like buying a game. I was bored with the one I was playing now that was called "EXTREME BMX RACING, WHOOOAAAHH!" Extremely horrendous Title in my opinion.(wonder what "in" means?) So anyway I got in my car and after getting about 4 tickets I arrived at a game store called.j

"Games and stuff and things JUST BUY SOMETHING!". Makes you feel comfortable going in.

I went in and looked for a cool game. I ended up holding about five of them because i couldn't decide which one I wanted.

I piled them up on the checkout desk in front of this guy who had really bad acne.(consuming his face,poor thing) I asked him if he'd discovered special medications for it.

"I don't believe in MEDICINE." he said.
"That's apparent." I replied.
"Look are you gonna buy something." he said impatiently.
I got offended.
"is that how you talk to your customers? i 'd like to see your manager." I said
"I AM the manager." he said.
"Well you should tell your employee with the bad acne to cut his sass down!" i yelled.
"Sir do you want me to throw you out?" he said angrily.
"no, not really." i said
"well then, buy somehting!"he also yelled
"FINE. I will." I said even louder and shoved the games at him.
"WELL THAT WILL BE $210.59!" he yelled still louder.

"oh gee let me check my wallet." i said calmly."sheesh your horrible acne must have caused me some amnesia cuz i forgot where I put my wallet. Can i pay for these later?"

"No!" he said. i think his acne shifted, eww.

I then leaned in close to him.
"what if i told you I HAD to have these games. what would you say to that?" I whispered.

He also leaned in."I'd say no."

I nodded. "I see."

Then I added."Can't you just give to me, for ol' time sake."

"What old time!" he shouted. "I don't know you!"

"Do you want to know me?" I said

"No" he said.

"well fine, because i have an acne limit on my friends and you've exceeded about 20 friends worth, so i'm leaving."

"good"

SO, I left.

Guess I don't have any games. Oh well, theres always reading.
  





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Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:24 am
Tropicana says...



Same comments as before minus the "As an American...." Absolutely Genius *appauldes till hands kill and are totally red and have lost the feeling in the tips of the fingers* I LOVE IT!!!!
  





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Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:52 pm
deleted6 says...



Oh sheesh that is so great, it's like that comic American Splendour.
We get off to the rhythm of the trigger and destruction. Fallujah to New Orleans with impunity to kill. We are the hidden fist of the free market.
We are the ink, we are the quill.
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