Geoffry the Rock Contest!

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I had a go, but then realised I couldn't draw well enough and gave up. Shame really, as I had a joke already planned out.

Ach well, no matter.
I wrote the above just for you.




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What makes you think I care about the art?
Its geoffry the rock, the main character is a rock, his friend is a mushroom, another character is a weed plant.

Maybe next time... if there is a next time.
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HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR THE SECOND PLACE WINNER WAS SO SIMILAR TO MINE AND I POSTED IT FIRST!!!

THAT IS SO UNFAIR!!

I HAVE BEEN MAD BEFORE BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!

*Kills something*




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Whoa, I hope your not being serious.
Do you really want to win? Or do you want me to draw your imper?

I POSTED IT FIRST!!!

no, you didnt.

SO SIMILAR

not quite... Ill leave it there.

I HAVE BEEN MAD BEFORE BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!

yeah, it is.
You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, instead, you should read every single book to see what every book is about before you even come close to judging its viability.




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Those are all really good! They make me laugh!
Nice work everyone!



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