Tell me what you think! Please, if you have time. I tried not to make it too corny, but I probably did. :/Dialogue 1
“Try not to mess this up.”
“Are you implying. . .”
“Yes, I am. Now go first, I’d rather you die than me.”
“Gee, thanks a bunch. What a great friend you are.”
“I’m not your friend.”
“Obviously. Well, there won’t be anything to lose if I mess this up then.”
“Only your life.”
“Other than that, idiot.”
“Go already!”
“Fine. Ahhh!”
“Oh pity, you didn’t die.”
“Your turn.”
“Ahhhh! OW!”
“. . . Are you alright?”
“I’ll give you this kid, you can jump farther than me.”
“Well, you do weigh about a billion pounds more than me.”
“It’s muscle.”
“Keep telling yourself that.”
“This is why we’re not friends.”
“Why, because you can’t keep up with my superior intellect?”
“No, because you’re irritating.”
“Ditto.”
Dialogue 2
“Does this look ok?”
“No.”
“Thanks, you’re so helpful.”
“I know.”
“You’re irritating.”
“Are you going to try on the next one or not?”
“No, you’ll just tell me it doesn’t look good.”
“That’s what sisters are for.”
“I’d rather have a brother.”
“Brothers just tell you how ugly you are.”
“I’m ugly!?”
“No, that’s not what I mean, brothers say that.”
“And how would you know? We don’t have a brother.”
“I’m older, so I’m smarter.”
“I’m younger, so I’m better.”
“That’s not how it works.”
“Deal with it!”
Dialogue 3
“Don’t go.”
“I have to.”
“Please, honey, just wait five minutes, I’m sure she’ll come home.”
“I can’t wait that long, she’s my daughter!”
“She’s mine too, just wait, she’s resourceful.”
“Why don’t you look for her?”
“She’ll come back.”
“How can you be so sure?”
“How can you be so unsure?”
“I don’t know why I married you, you get on my nerves.”
“You love me.”
“I’m home!”
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