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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Twitterized)



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Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:00 am
confetti says...



HARRY_P
I make the witches holla


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HARRY_P
@Dobby Thanks a lot for dropping that cake on my uncle’s boss…
29 Jul

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HARRY_P
Locked inside my room for the rest of the summer S.O.S!!
30 Jul

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@RonWeasley well, it’s about damn time.
31 Jul

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HARRY_P
Chillen in Ron Weasley’s #flyingcar … NBD!
2 Aug

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@HermioneG are you going to #DiagonAlley tomorrow to get your books?
30 Aug

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HARRY_P
Met Gilderoy Lockhart today at the book store … meh
31 Aug

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#WTF. WHY CAN’T ME AND RON GET THROUGH THE PLATFORM
1 Sept

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HARRY_P
Never drive a flying car to Hogwarts and land in the whomping willow… detention for a month
1 Sept

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@MalfoyD I thought you had to be good to be on the quidditch team lol!
20 Sept

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HARRY_P
So apparently the #chamberofsecrets has been opened… kinda sucks
20 Oct

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HARRY_P
Great job, Lockhart, I love having no bones in my arm…
3 Nov

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HARRY_P
Figured out that I can speak parseltongue. What now bitches!
11 Dec

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@NH_Nick sorry about you getting petrified and all, feel better soon!
10 Jan

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HARRY_P
Who’s making #polyjuice potion? RON, HERMIONE, AND ME!
11 Jan

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Note to self: Never throw books at moaning Myrtle
2 Feb

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HARRY_P
Found this sick ass diary in the sink today, finders keepers!
13 Feb

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Who found a diary that replies? ME. Greetings, Tom Riddle.
15 Feb

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@HermioneG get well soon! We all miss you.
4 Mar

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Can’t believe @Hagrid_R was taken away today… WTF Hogwarts
4 Mar

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HARRY_P
Gonna follow some spiders into the forest today, wish me and Ron luck!
5 Mar
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OMG OMG OMG - THESE SPIDERS ARE THE SIZE OF A CAR
5 Mar

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Kguys, turns out the monster in the chamber is a #basilisk. Who woulda thunk.
30 Mar

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HARRY_P
Ginny was taken into the chamber?? Is this an April fools day joke??
1 Apr

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HARRY_P
@RonWeasley ready for the chamber tonight? ;)
2 Apr

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HARRY_P
@RonWeasley sorry that last post sounded extremely wrong
2 Apr

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HARRY_P
Hoooooly Shit guys, turns out Tom Riddle IS Voldemort … Awkward.
2 Apr

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HARRY_P
Just got back from the chamber… here’s the scoop: defeated a basilisk and stabbed Tom’s diary with its fang. Defeated Voldemort again. Who’s the #boss!
3 Apr

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Spoiler! :
Hey guys, this was just for fun, but feel free to review your hearts out. Enjoy!
Last edited by confetti on Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:08 pm, edited 6 times in total.
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Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:10 am
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Amazing. Simply amazing, well done. This is so original and strangely mesmerizing, I almost forgot I was on YWS and started thinking I was on Twitter. Brilliant!
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Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:46 am
MadameLuxestrange says...



This was funny! My only beef with it is that I thought you didn't really capture Harry. You made him seem like Voldemort showing up again was no big deal and like he didn't care that he might literally die. He truthfully DID think that Voldy showing his face was a sign of more trouble to come. Other than that, I thought this was pretty funny! It's got potential. Keep writing!

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Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:58 am
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That was really funny. Nothing more to critique, because I know it's not totally serious. But still. It was funny. You should do this with all of the books!

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Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:50 am
Demeter says...



Ahaha, Confetti. I love this. I laughed out loud at some points.

A couple of notes:


Never drive a flying car to Hogwarts and land in the womping willow… detention for a month


It should be "The Whomping Willow", though I do realise Harry's spelling may not be the best... ;)


@HermoineG are you going to #DiagonAlley tomorrow to get your books?


Her name is spelled "Hermione" :)

My favourite tweets:

"#WTF. WHY CAN’T ME AND RON GET THROUGH THE PLATFORM"

"@MalfoyD I thought you had to be good to be on the quidditch team lol!"

"Figured out that I can speak parseltongue. What now bitches!"

I couldn't help laughing. xD


This could've been longer! And I agree with Jared, you should definitely do this with the other books, too. Well, this is kind of a pointless review. I'm sorry.


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Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:14 pm
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Once again, I just love it. Keep them coming, PLEASE!!
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Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:44 pm
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Haha, this is hilarious! Keep it up!
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Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:26 pm
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I'm so sick of reading about Harry Potter
  





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Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:48 pm
BluesClues says...



I particularly loved the bit about the previous post sounding wrong. ^_^
  





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Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:17 am
Cotton says...



HAHAHAHAHAHA I actually lol'd. properly... to myself :P

one critique: can you make this longer?!? PLEASE?!?


teehehehe how about the rest of the books?

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Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:15 am
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xDDD This is freaking awesome. Keep doing this stuff so we can (get completely screwed up) laugh moar!
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:00 am
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Haha this was actually pretty funny! I expected it to be pretty lame as most 'social-mediafied' books are, but it wasn't! I congratulate you for that! The one thing that I found fault with, is that it was a bit too short. Also I don't have a twitter, but if you do, can you comment on people's tweets? If so, I would love to see what all the other characters think about Harry's tweets and that would also make it longer like I see a few other people want! Other than that, this is definitely getting somewhere and a great read! Keep it up! BRAVO
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Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:21 am
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Publishable. There is potential for a timely blog.
  





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Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:19 am
BigBadBear says...



The one thing that I found fault with, is that it was a bit too short. Also I don't have a twitter, but if you do, can you comment on people's tweets? If so, I would love to see what all the other characters think about Harry's tweets and that would also make it longer like I see a few other people want!


That's a fantastic idea! That would make this story insanely more entertaining. Seeing how all of the other characters act online would be fun. I was just looking through these comments and saw this and thought I'd drop my two cents.

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Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:44 am
Destiny110 says...



PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! Do the whole series!!! It would be the most epic thing ever!
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