It was a unremarkable cup in every way. It was not unique. The same cups were sold all over San Fransisco It was not in the least inviting to the eyes. Dull. The cup was white. It was a simple coffee cup. Chipped slightly. A few words inscribed on it's side in bold block letters. It sat tauntingly on his desk. Oh, how he longed to throw it away, to smash it more than even that. He took it in his hands gingerly. He meloncholenly examined the coffee stains and hairline crack that ran through the inside. He made as if to throw it, to be rid of the wretched thing forever. But his arm faltered and he set it down. "Coward" he scolded himself. But left it all the same. Horrid thing. It was a monster sometimes other times the devil. What cruel person would bring such a monstrous piece of work into the world? Sick joker. It had ruined his content and happy life. Who knew something as simple as a coffee cup could have such a big effect? He looked at the words written on the side one last time before getting up to refill it.
The upon the cup, less a cup as much as instrument of evil words, said "WORLD'S SECOND BEST DAD" in blue letters. His once dearly beloved partner had gotten "WORLD'S BEST DAD". Envy later ruined there happy marriage. His partner, Jed had gotten there kids custody for most of the week. All because of a stupid unremarkable cup his life was ruined. Oh cruel world! Oh even crueler cup!
get it? Oh i am sorry if this offends anyone not against gay marriage. Also it OK it has sort of a story right?
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