2010
EXT. Mr. & Mrs. Denton home
Mid summer day, breezy, very sunny. low minored thud from the back door shutting, in walks Dale Denton[the husband].
Living Room
scene 1
Dale
Onika. Are you here?
Onika
Yea, babe I'm here!
Dale
Guess what.
Onika
[Giggling]
What?!
Dale
I think you should start packing a
week's worth of luggage.
Onika
OMG! Don't play, are you saying what i think?!
Dale
Yup, Europe, here we come!!
Onika
Wooooo![flirtatiously]Baby,
I am gonna make this up to you, I promise.
Dale
Oh yea?
Onika
mmhmm.
[knock on door]
[Dale's dad, Big]
Helloooo, it's me!
Onika
[very excited, singing Usher]
Daddy's home!
Hey, hey...hey daddy.
Dale
Wow. you're very--excited. Didn't know
y'all were close.
Onika
Hey, daddy Big!
Mr. Big
How are you honey?
Onika
fiiiiine. And you?
Mr. Big
I'm hangin' in there.
Onika
How's the wife?
Mr. Big
Good.Where's my only son at?
Dale
In here old man.
Mr. Big
my favorite son!
Dale
Dad, I'm your only son
[laughs]
Mr. Big
My point exactly.
Mr. Big
How's my boy doing?
Dale
Never better dad, never better.
Mr. Big
How are y'all doing?
Dale
Yeeea, we're good. But lately, shes been staying
away from me, well us.
Mr. Big
Ooh, i see. Hmm.
She doesn't like to--you know?
Dale
Oh! Don't get me wrong.
Like nobodies business, but lately...
Mr. Big
Don't worry, she'll be back to
normal no time. Maybe it's you[chuckles]
Dale
yo! ain't nothing wrong with me,
or my big-mini-me[laughs loud]
Dale
[looks at watch]
Shit. I have to go get ink for my printer.
Need to print some stuff for work tonight.
Mr. Big
Oh yea, Mr. lawyer.
Dale
Love every minute of it.
I'll be back dad, ima run to the store
for some ink.
Mr. Big
Sure, take your time.
I'll watch some ESPN.
Dale
Hey, i think I'm gonna stop by the
market, pick up some dinner, for us
three.
Mr. Big
Yes! sounds great, i am a little hungry.
[Dale leaves. Mr. Big & Onika alone]
scene 2
living room
cont. to the bedroom
Onika
Your dad left so soon?
Mr. Big
No. It's me, dale went for some
ink & to the market.
Onika
Ooooooooh.
So it's just us, huh?
Mr. Big
Yup, missed me?
Onika
How couldn't I?
You do have your ways.
Mr. Big
Yea, well they don't call me Mr. Big
for nuffin.
[both laughing]
Onika
Well Big lets make use of
this time.
[both Onika & Big hurry to the guest room]
[kissing, touching etc. each other]
[moaning]
Onika
Yesss! Hurry, please!
Mr. Big
We gotta make this quick before
Dale gets back.
Onika
Duh
Mr. Big
Shut up and just get into position.
[giggles]
Onika
God! Just hurry up already
[sexual screams]
scene 3
Cont. 30 minutes later
bathroom to living room
[The two finishes washing off]
Mr. Big
What?
Onika
Never mind, i should tell you another time
Mr. Big
Now i really wanna know.
Onika
Big...I'm pregnant
Mr. Big
Excuse me?
Onika
I took a test yesterday. I'm
2 months.
Mr. Big
Bitch, is you serious!?
Onika
Bitch?!!
Oh, I wasn't bitch an hour ago
Mr. Big
Look I'm sorry. Are you actually sure.
I mean did you go see a doctor?
Onika
[starts to cry]
Big, that's not all.
Mr. Big
What...now?
Onika
I did go to a doctor, not our family one, of course.
Mr. Big
Yea. And...
Onika
I have VD
Mr.Big
[Slaps Onika]
Bitch! you betta be joking
Onika
Motherfucker!
[runs to the kitchen.grabs knife.]
You gave this shit to me!!
Mr. Big
No the fuck i didn't!
You dumb dirty bitch!
Mr. Big
Oh, so now you going stab me?!
Onika
I will and not think twice about it.
[Dale enters house]
Dale
I'm back!
Onika
Now, my husband is back.
Mr. Big
You're getting a abortion.
Onika
No the fuck I'm not!
Mr. Big
I swear to God.
Onika
No, i swear on you precious public relations career
Oh, and lets not forget you wife!
Mr.Big
I will kill you.
Onika
Oh really? we'll see about this
Mr. Big
Whatever, tramp
Dale
Where are y'all?
Onika
In here. He was hooking
up the DVD player.
Mr.Big
Here we come, just doing what these
females can't. Electronics.
[Dale & Big chuckles]
Dale
Nicky, I got meatloaf, and you're gonna cook it.
Onika
Thanks, cuz I really felt like cooking today.
Dale
You know what they say--
Onika
Yea, you know what they say.
A woman should only cook for a man,
but never slave over a hot stove.
Dale
Oh God. Real Waiting To Exhale
[Mr. Big leaves in a hurry]
Dale
Dad, where you--
Mr. Big
Something just came up, talk to you later.
Dale
Hmm. Wonder where he's going.
Onika
Yea. Who knows.
Dale
Yeeeea, so about that diner...
Onika
Alright, alright.
Scene 4
Next day
[Onika's cell phone rings]
Onika
Hello.
Mr. Big
So, what are we gonna do about this?
Onika
I think we should tell them.
Mr. Big
What?! See, this is the shit that
gets you slapped.
Onika
You know, Dale is gonna realize
sooner or later I'm pregnant.
Mr. Big
Do you think he's gonna have it. Or--Or the baby?
You know, the VD?
Onika
I don't know.I pray that neither of them have it.
Mr. Big
You know what. I--I can't do this.
This is too much for me.
Onika
What do you mean!?
Onika
I don't know if you remember this,
but I didn't lay down
and fuck myself!
[screams]
Mr. Big
I know that Nicky, I know!
Mr.Big
You think i like what we've done, huh?!
You think I like sleeping with my daughter in-law,
cheating on my wife, disrespecting my son!?
Onika
Obviously not
Mr. Big
Exactly. No
So you know what,
either you get rid of that
fetus! Or I'll do it my Goddamn self!
Onika
I'm not killing my child.
Mr. Big
Oh, so, okay.
[mocking Onika]
"Hey huh, I'm knocked up
with my father in-law's baby, don't be that mad"
Real nice.
Onika
Big. I'll get your money, kill your wife & career,
before i kill my child.
Mr. Big
Yea, we'll see bout this.
Scene 5
Later on in the day
Dale
Nicky, can I talk to you?
Onika
Sure, bay what's wrong?
Dale
I'm gonna get right to it.
Why don't we make love no more?
Onika
I'm sorry. I just haven't been feeling it lately.
Dale
Well, when do you think you'll
be ready, I don't want anything to
happen to us, I want us to keep that spark.
Onika
Real soon I promise.
I'll do anything for you.
Dale
I believe you sweety, i believe you
Onika
Dale, I'll be back later.
Dale
Where you going?
Onika
Gonna go do a walk-in for a
wash and blow dry.
Dale
Oh, well be safe.
Onika
Yes. I love you, soo much baby.
Dale
I love you too, honey.
[Onika races to her 2009 Audi,
and drives to Kelly Drive]
Scene 6
The drive
Onika
He wants to play, I'll show this
Old motherfucker some games.
[Calls Big's Phone]
Mr. Big
What do you want now?
Onika
Meet me at Kelly Drive, asap.
[hangs up phone, and cocks back
her colt 45, equipped with a silencer]
[Big pulls up in his ford truck]
Onika
Did it really take 48 minutes?
Mr. Big
[sighs]
Get to what you want.
Onika
I want you to make this right
Mr. Big
What more do you want from
me Onika!?
Do you want me to pull out
ethical, and acceptable from my ass
and smear it over our actions!
Onika
[starting to cry]
No! But I want you to
support me, I'm cheating on my husband
for Christ sake.
Mr.Big
And I'm not married anymore?
Onika
Oh please, you sleep around
every other second you dick gets a breather!
Mr. Big
Fuck you!
[Big turns to walk away]
Onika
No, fuck you, Big
[She hits him over the back of his
head with the gun;knocks him out]
[Beyonce's "If I Were a Boy" blasts
over the radio]
[Big finally wakes up]
Mr. Big
[grunting]
Where am I
Onika
In My Car, asshole
Mr. Big
What the fuck are you doing
you crazy bitch.
Onika
[yells] Shut up!
You now, a camera can do a lot of things.
Man, I can't wait until I send the video of us
making love, allll those beautiful times.
Mr.Big
You recorded us?
Onika
Yup, you know maybe, we can get our own
reality show on E!, or VH1[laughs]. Who do you think
I should send it to to first.
Mr.Big
[yelling] Help me!!
Onika
Yell again and I'll pepper spray your eyes,
I swear to God.
Or do you never wanna get ya legs and arms
untapped?
Mr. Big
I can't believe this.
Onika
Believe it buddy. Believe it
Mr. Big
So, what are you just gonna kidnap me?
Onika
Maybe, or you can make it easy. If you
don't, you might not live to see 48 hrs.
Mr. Big
What do i have to do, just don't tell my clients, or
anyone at my job. Or--or my wife. I never wanted to
hurt Rabby.
Onika
Okay, here it goes.
I want $20,000--in cash!
None of that wired-to-account shit.
I want you to personally call Rabby, and tell her
about us, and I want you to tell your
colleagues.
Mr. Big
What!? You have to be kidding me.
That's--
Onika
Extortion. I know.
What are you gonna do? Tell?
Hahaha. Knee slapper.
Mr. Big
I'm not doing any of that
Onika
Oh, so John James Bigs wants to die.
Scene 7
The house
Mr. Big
I'm sorry
Onika
What?!
Mr. Big
[yells] I'm sorry!
[starts to cry]
Mr. Big
I never wanted this to happen. I just wanted...
I don't know. Where are we going?
Onika
To a house. My house
Mr. Big
Does Dale know about this house.
Onika
No. You know, If you don't make the right decision soon,
you're going to die.
[Big looks at her shockingly. She then laughs]
Onika
Yup. Didn't I tell you I'll kill
you, your career and your wife? In that exact order.
Mr. Big
Please don't. Are you really gonna kill Dale's mother?
Onika
Stepmother! First of all.
Now.
I thought about that, and my answer is still yes.
I mean he's gonna hate me either way.
I mean, I'm fucking his father, and pregnant and have VD.
Mr. Big
That's not the point.
Onika
Oh, but it's the big needle that leads
alllllll the way down to the shiny little point.
See, you don't get it, you're not gonna
fucking FUCK me, and think I'm going to just
cry, weep, and deal with this shit on my own.
Momma ain't raise no bitch, and you must of
got me mistaking for one of your little 19 year old
fresh fish bitches!
By the time I get done with you, you gon wish
your son never met me, married me,
hell, you gon wish my mother and father used a condom.
Mr. Big
you're not gonna get away with this.
I'll promise that.
Onika
I'm not naive about the U.S law, they're not stupid
and I'm not stupid. I know I have a very good
chance of being caught, prosecuted, but I don't care.
They don't even have a punishment for what
I can do.
[They finally arrive to her secret house]
Onika
Here, let me cut this for you so you can walk better.
Mr. Big
Thanks, now all you have to do is let me go
and we can forget all about this.
Onika
Bitch you must be crazy.
Ha-ha, it sounds funny calling a man
bitch. Suits you.
Mr. Big
Bite me.
Onika
OMG! No, that's what you
used to do. Remember honey B?
Mr. Big
I'm gonna kill you when I get loose from this tape.
I swear to God I'm gonna kill you!!
Onika
Cry me a motherfucking river, oh and when you get
"loose", you can drown me in it. Ha-Ha does that
sound good enough for you, hun?
Mr. Big
I hate you. I hate you!
Onika
No you don't, you love not loath me.
[starts to laugh hysterically]
Onika
Okay, so I think we should call your wife, who
works right up the street.
Mr. Big
Please, leave her out of this.
Onika
You put her in this right when you even thought about
having sex with me. You put her in this when you
had sex with me. You put her in this. Not me!
Now I'm gonna call her and invite her over here.
Don't worry I'll tell her you're alright, and I'll tell her
this house was a surprise for Dale whenever he just wants to...
get away.
Mr. Big
Then what? You're gonna kill her?
Onika
Well, what's the opposite of alive
dumb nuts?
Mr. Big
You're real crazy
Onika
No, I'm real horny. Wanna dance Big man?
Ha-Ha Ha-Ha.
Scene 8
The wife
[Onika exist outside to call Rabby]
Onika
Hello. Hi Ms. Rabby!
Rabby
Hey, hun. This is a surprise call. What's up?
Onika
You know that house that you pass
on you're way home from work?
Rabby
The red one?
Onika
Yup, It's mines, I just wanted you to swing by.
You know, talk some girl stuff
Rabby
[giggles]
Well sure, that sounds fun.
I'll just call Big and let him know
where I am.
Onika
OK, love.
Rabby
K, see you soon.
Onika
Well, here comes the bride
here comes the bride. She's about to call you, and
if you try some slick shit I'll have you looking like a the
joker, with pepper sprayed eyed. Promise.
[Big's phone rings, it' Rabby, Onika holds
a knife & pepper spray to Big's face]
Mr. Big
Hey babe
Rabby
Hi, honey. I'm going out with Nicky.
Mr. Big
OK, cool.
Rabby
K, see you later
Mr. Big
It'll be sooner than you think.
Rabby
What's that supposed to mean?
Mr. Big
Well--you know, i guess.
Rabby
[giggles] OK
Onika
Good, cuz I woulda fucked you up.
Or maybe, I should just for GP.
[she slices his cheek with the knife]
Mr. Big
What the fuck!
[she laughs hysterically, then slices the other side]
Onika
See!?
Do you still wanna fuck with me now!
Mr. Big
I never did anything to you!
Onika
Shut up!
[she picks up the colt 45
& hits him in his head]
[Knock on the door;It's Rabby]
[Onika stands behind the door]
Onika
Come in.
[She hits Rabby with the gun
& knocks her out cold]
Scene 9
Woman scorned
Rabby
Where am I?
Onika
You were knocked out for 2 1/2 hours
Rabby
What?! Who--
[Rabby sees Big & starts questioning him]
Rabby
What the he--your face!
Who did this to you? Her?
Where are we, why am I tied up?
Big
I have something to tell you.
Rabby
What the hell did you possibly do,
to get us here?!
Onika
Hey, toots. Shut Up.
Rabby
Onika, why are you doing this. what is going on?
Onika
Hold up, Dale is calling.
Hey, I am soo sorry I didn't call, I met the girls
& you know.
Dale
Yea, well could you not do that anymore.
Onika
Sorry Hun. I think I'm gonna be out all night,
So don't wait up, I might crash at
Trish's house.
Dale
OK
Onika
Do you want me to pick up breakfast for you then?
Dale
Yea, I'd like that.
Onika
OK, then, bye. Now, where was I?
Oh, Big here,was about to tell her our
dirty little secret.
Rabby
What the fuck is going on!?
Big
Rabby, I am soo sorry, I never thought she would
so this--
Onika
Shut the fuck up & just tell her how
we've been fucking for a whole year!
Rabby
What? Is that true John?
Onika
Yup, he never thought it'll come to this,
you never
though he would cheat. So I guess y'all
motherfuckers just don't think!
Rabby
This is crazy, how could you do this
Onika? He's your father in-law.
And shes your daughter in-law.
Big
Yes, It's true. I am soo sorry.
Rabby
Yea, I just bet you're--
[Onika slaps Rabby with the gun;Rabby starts crying]
Rabby
I can't believe this is happening.
Onika
Oh, you think that's bad. Wait until you hear
the best part. I'm pregnant!! Oh, and there is a
surprise, this little bastard gave me VD!
Mr.Big
This is not right
Onika
Life ain't right, fucker
Rabby
So, what do you want?
Onika
I want you two to do anything i say. That being said,
I need us to record a video, and I need people
to see the real John James Bigs is.
Rabby
This is stupid
Onika
No,bitch, it isn't.
If I send this confession video to his
colleagues, what will happen to his career?
Rabby
It will kill his career
Onika
Bingo Bitch! Just like he wanted me to
kill my baby. Just like he wanted to kill
our relationship. So my conclusion is, he is a killer!
Mr. Big
This is ridiculous!
[Onika shoots him in his arm]
[Rabby screams]
Rabby
You're crazy! Let us go
[Onika shoots Rabby in her shoulder]
Onika
Now that every one i quiet, let's make this video.
Scene 10
Video Tape(next morning)
[She cuts on camera;gives them their lines]
Big
"Hello, all of you watching this already know who I am.
I am here to tell you how I had a affair behind my wife's back,
and how I got my mistress pregnant and gave her VD.
I have upset her by threatening to kill her, if she didn't get an abortion.
I need to expose myself to everyone about my VD and my sex addiction. Thank you and I'm very sorry for the pain I have cost everyone".
Rabby
"Hello, a lot of you watching this may not know me,
but I am John's Wife. Clearly he had to go out
and get a mistress, because I could not please him. I am terribly
sorry for being a stupid whore, and not being a good wife.
I am soo sorry to the mistress for not thanking her for keeping
my husband happy when I couldn't".
Onika
Good children. Now let's break the news to Dale.
Now, I have some medical bandages to cover up those
bullet wounds you did yourself.
Rabby
Can you let us go
Onika
Sure honey, as soon as we tell my
husband Dale. But first, I'm feeling a little...
crazy. And I think you two are. I know for a fact
you two haven't sexed each other in like a month.
So, I'ma let you guys get two it.
Rabby
I hope you're joking
Onika
Do this look like a joking face? Now i would hate to have
to force you, cuz my 45 ain't nice.
[yelling] Do it now!
[scared, Big & Rabby Start to engage in intercourse]
Onika
Hmm, may I join?
Duhhhh
[she starts to laughs]
[Onika calls Dale]
Onika
Honey. Good morning.
I'm on my way
Dale
You got my breakfast right?
Onika
Yesssss.
Dale
OK, see you soon.
Mr. Big
So, you're gonna bring us along?
Onika
Of course, we do have a confession.
You see you might have though i was just doing this
for fun, but we are gonna get to the main event.
To confess to your son how you were fucking his wife.
Man! This is good, I couldn't have wrote it better myself!
Rabby
Please, I just want to go home.
Onika
And I wanted to just settle this on
a good note but motherfuckers
be tryna play me!
Rabby
No one is--
Onika
Shut up! Now get in the Goddamn car
before I pistol whip yo ass, and shoot his dick off!
Mr. Big
It's OK. We'll be fine,
don't worry.
Onika
Now why is you lying to that poor woman?
Scene 11
Sex, Secrets & Crime
[They arrive at the house;Onika opens door
with gun in her hand]
Onika
Dale, Come down here please.
Dale
Hey honey
[he notices the gun]
why the hell do you
have a gun?
Onika
You may enter!
Dale
What the hell!
Why are they beat up like this?!
What is going on Onika!
Onika
Ya see, you wanna know what's going on
I'm having an affair with your father.
Dale
What!? I swear to God, this Betta
be a fucking joke.
Mr. Big
No son, it isn't. I'm Sorry.
Onika
Now you wanna speak up!
Dale
OK Th--this is real fucking crazy.
Why is she here!
Onika
[mocking]
Oh honey, did you think I wasn't gonna let her
be here for this confession.
Oh yea, guess what
your gonna be a uncle.
Dale
I can't believe this.
Onika
Yup, I'm preggers!
Yay. And It's Daddy Big's
Dale
Wow. So how long has this been going on?
Onika
About a year. All those "trips" to
the store. Yea right. I love him.
Rabby
No you don't. That is insane for you to even think
that. That is my husband. Over my dead body
will you ever--
[she shoots Rabby in the head]
Mr. Big
Nooooo! Noooo![crying hysterically]
I'm sorry. Please I'm sorry. Just don't kill my son.
I am sooooo sorry Rabby
Onika
OK, so I guess IT will be over her dead body?
[she starts laughing]
Dale
[crying] What did I do to deserve this.
Please Nicky, just stop this.
Onika
No! I hate you. I haven't loved you in 2 years.
Why do you think we don't make love no more!?
I loved your father for the longest.
Dale
Dad how could you!?!
I never would have thought
you of all people would do this to me!
Mr. Big
Words can't describe how sorry
I am.
Dale
Fuck you
Onika
I can make that happen.
Ha-Ha Ha-Ha!
Dale
I loved you, I did everything for you.
Gave you anything you wanted.
Onika
Oh God. Save that bullshit, this is not a movie.
[she turns to talk to Big;Dale try to run up on her]
[Onika gets knocked down by Dale]
Onika
Son of a bitch!
[Big & Dale Run to get the gun]
Onika
Back the hell up!
[She pulls out the pepper spray from her pocket.
Sprays it in the air and around their face]
Onika
That's it! I tried to be nice!
[She shoots Dale in the stomach;he starts to die]
Mr. Big
Noooooooo![starts crying hysterically]
You bitch! I hate you!!
Onika
I loved you big!
I just wanted to tell them about us, and we
could have had a family. But know, you wanted to be mean
& unreasonable. Wanting an abortion, wanting me to just
go away.
Dale
[gasping for air;starts to speak]
Dad...I forgive you. I love you
Mr. Big
[crying]
Thank you son, I love you too
Onika
The only three words I ever wanted you to say.
If I can't have you...no one can can.
BANG!
[She shoots Big]
Dale
[crying]
This is horrible. Why Onika?
Onika
Don't you get it?
Now at least we'll be in a better place.
You'll find someone in heaven.
And I can finally be with him.
Forever.
[she shoots herself in the head]
THE END
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