I wrote this with 2 friends of mine, in maybe about 40 minutes. No offense to Hannah Montana fans or Twilight lovers, we just wanted to have a little fun with them. We don't know if it's worth writing Act 2 or if it's really funny, or if I have the right format since it's my first script. So let us know on both and we'd really appreciate it! Thanks so much and enjoy!
-Irish
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Characters:
Irishfire- Main character
Urface122- Other main character (also Irishfire's friend)
Hannah Montana - Airhead everyone wants gone
Edward Cullen - Just.....Edward what more can you say?
Bella Swan - Edward's love =3
Everyone else - Just random people we know and love (except the girls...them not so much..)
ACT 1
Hannah, Edward, and Bella all in one room.
Edward: Where are we?
Hannah: Is this where I'm supposed to warm up for my big concert?
Bella: Edward, I’m scared! Hold me!
*Bella runs into Edward's arms but trips over his foot and slams into a wall*
Edward: Oh Bella...
*Bella starts bleeding, somehow,magically......*
Edward and Bella: What the heck?!
Hannah: Well that’s more blood than...a really bloody thanger has!
Edward:...What?
*A portal opens and Harry Potter steps through* Ello, I'm Arry Potta!
*Voldement comes through the portal* I KILL YOU! AVADA KADAVRA!
*They jump back into another portal across the room*
Everyone else: .........Well that was odd…
*Urface112 and Irishfire appear in room*
Urface112: Ok we are NEVER going to ask him for advice again!
Irishfire: *screams* HANNAH MONTANA!
Hannah: Well hello there, I'm person who acts like a sweet person who is really an airhead who can’t sing at all!
Irishfire: KILL HER!
Hannah: Ok never mind I lied, that’s him! *pushes Edward in front of her*
*Bunch of other girls from Urface122 and Irishfire’s school show up as well as Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper Cullen*
Girls: EDWARD!!!
Irishfire: CARLISLE!
Urface112: JASPER!
Emmett: No one likes me.....
Hannah: I like you Emmett. *Tries to be flirty*
Emmett: ..........I suddenly think I like being alone!
Rosalie: WHAT DID YOU SAY EMMETT????
Emmett: .....ROSE I-*runs for life*
Rosalie chases after him, followed by Carlise and Jasper
Edward: AHH AHH GIRLS AHHH!! GET AWAY FROM MY DAZZELING-NESS! AHH AHH! I'M TOO HANDSOME!
*Bella sits on floor*
Bella: OW MY BUTT BROKE!
*Hannah starts to “sing” thinking she’s about to have a concert, Edward tries to fight off crazed girls and Bella screams about her now-broken butt*
*Irishfire and Urface112 watch the chaos*
Irishfire: Should we do something about this?
Urface112: ........Nah.
Irishfire: Those girls from our school are getting annoying though.
Urface112: Yea... Hey girls, Jacob Black is at our school!
*Girls poof out of the room*
Edward: Oh sweet Lord, for once I am thankful Jacob is on this earth!
Bella: MY BUTT IS STILL BROKEN HERE!
Urface112 and Irishfire: SHUT UP BELLA NO ONE CARES!
Edward: I DO!
Urface112 and Irishfire: SAME FOR YOU BUCKO MCDAZZLE
*Edward hisses*
Irishfire: Aww who’s a pretty kitty
Edward: …What is wrong with you?
Urface112: WRONG! YOUR FACE!
Urface112: SEE BELLA HE ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT!
Bella: I think my butt is swollen....
Irishfire: Bella it was always like that.
Hannah: Ok…
Irishfire: Hannah, what are you doing?
Hannah: I’m looking for my brain; I think it fell out when I bent over to get my earring
Irishfire: a) Its defiantly small enough to do so, and b) That happened a long time ago.
*Dumbledore appears*
Dumbledore: Take my hand.
Irishfire: *looking from Dumbledore to Hannah* Here take her! *pushing Hannah toward him*
Hannah: Are you Santa Claus?
Dumbledore: .....uh...No... Just take my hand
*Hannah takes his hand and they both disappear*
Everyone: THANK YOU!
Urface112: No!
Edward: You’re not glad she’s gone?
Bella: Does no one care about my butt?
Irishfire: By George I think she’s got it!
*Harry appears again*
Harry: Was Dumbledore here a second ago??????
Everyone: Yes.
Harry: Oh my God! HES ALIVE!
*Harry disappears*
Everyone: …still odd.
Bella: I feel woozy! I think I'm internally bleeding now!
Irishfire: YAY! MAYBE YOU’LL DIE! *Gets attacked by Edward*
Irishfire: EDWARD, EDWARD, IT WAS A JOKE! JOKE FUNNY HAHA!
STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!
URFACE HELP! QUICK! *Screams*
Urface112: YES! EDWARD! KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irishfire: NOT WHAT I MEANT!
*Irishfire knees him in the stomach and rolls away as he writhes in pain*
Irishfire: To be honest I didn’t think that would work!
Edward: *grabs Irishfire* It didn’t.
Irishfire: Oh no…
*Another portal opens and Edward pushes Irishfire in before they can see who it is*
Bella: MY BUTT! OH MY GOD IT HURTS!
*Urface112 picks Bella up and chucks her in too*
Johnny Depp: OW!
Urface112: Oh my God ITS JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Bella! NO WAIT I CAN CHANGE! DON'T GO!
*But before anything else can happen Johnny Depp disappears into the portal with Bella and Irishfire*
*Jacob Black appears and stares at Edward and Urface122*
Jacob: I lost… *begins to pick nose*
End Act 1
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