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Jade, Danny and Zack are in their drama class waiting for their teacher, Miss Leech. The three of them are sitting on the floor. Jade is sitting cross legged while Danny and Zack are messing about and play fighting. All of the other kids are talking among themselves.
JADE: (Rolling her eyes) You two are so immature.
Danny and Zack stop play fighting after hearing Jade's comment.
ZACK: No we're not.
DANNY: We're bored. (Shrugs) We've got nothing better to do.
JADE: Miss Leech will be here soon and she won't be very impressed if she finds you messing about.
DANNY: (Proudly) I always mess about. (Pauses) Miss won't be coming anytime soon.
JADE: And why is that?
DANNY: Because she's out hunting.
JADE: What...?
ZACK: Don't you know?
JADE: Know what?
ZACK: (Talking as if Jade is dumb) Miss Leech is a vampire!
Jade rolls her eyes and sighs heavily.
DANNY: Yep. She's out hunting at the moment to make sure she doesn't end up sucking one of the students blood. You know what those vampires are like when they smell blood!
JADE: (Stupidly) I highly doubt that our drama teacher is a vampire.
ZACK: Have you ever seen her eating any food?
JADE: No, but I've seen her drinking water.
ZACK: Yes but that's to help her thirst so she doesn't attack a human. (Pauses and thinks) And have you actually looked inside her mug while she's drinking? There could be blood in there, and how come she always wears turtle neck sweaters then, even in the summer?
JADE: (Speaks slowly) I don't know...
DANNY: To cover the scar form her vampire bites!
Miss Leech finally arrives and stands in front of the class. She claps twice to get every one's attention and the whole class becomes silent.
MISS LEECH: Right then, class, today we are going to do a drama based on Gothic tales.
Danny and Zack turn to Jade and raise both of their eyebrows.
MISS LEECH: Here's the script. (Miss. Leech hands out a script to every pupil) Groups of three please.
The children pick their groups. Jade, Danny and Zack are in a group together. The class stand in their groups and rehearse their script.
ZACK: (In a transylvanian accent) I want to suck your blood!
JADE: Shut up.
DANNY: Face it, Jade, Miss is a vampire.
JADE: (Impatiently) Can we just read the script please?
DANNY: You can't deny it. She's always late for lessons because she's out hunting, she has unnaturally pointy teeth because they're kick ass fangs. She always hides her neck so no one can see her bites. Plus, she dresses like an absolute goth.
ZACK: And have you heard her transylvanian accent? (Nodding his head) She is a proper vampire.
JADE: Vampires have red eyes.
ZACK: Only when they want to show it.
DANNY: Or when they are thirsty.
JADE: (Annoyed) I give up! (Crosses her arms) I'm going to ask Miss Leech if I can swap groups.
Jade stands up and walks towards Miss Leech, still rather annoyed, while Danny and Zack are left laughing behind her.
JADE: Miss, can I swap groups please?
MISS LEECH: (Turning her head) Why is that?
JADE: Danny and Zack are being really immature.
MISS LEECH: There's no one else you can go with sorry Jade.
Jade sighs. She turns around and heads back to her group looking disappointed.
ZACK: (Laughing) I hope she didn't bite you. Well, then again...
Jade ignores Zack's comment and turns her head casually in Miss Leech's direction. As she is turning her head back in the boys' direction, she sees Miss Leech's eyes glisten a slightly red colour. Jade is facing the boys and looking rather confused.
ZACK: What's wrong?
JADE: Ummm... nothing.
Jade turns her head back to Miss Leech's direction and Miss Leech smiles back at her with a mouth full of white, piercing teeth.
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