ACT I
SCENE I
A phone rings
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BLACK SCREEN
TEXT: YWS SCRIPTS PRESENTS...
The phone continues ringing.
TEXT: A SPEW PRODUCTION...
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EXT. SKYSCRAPER - DAY
GRIF is relaxing on a chaise lounge on the roof. He is wearing green armor. He picks up the phone.
GRIF: Grif here.
PHONE: Initiate CODE GREEN Protocols. Sending coordinates now.
GRIF: I'm on my way.
GRIF gets up and RUNS forward, jumping off the edge of the skyscraper.
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BLACK SCREEN
TEXT: AS DARKNESS APPROACHES...
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INT - CAR - DAY
TEAGUE is waiting at a red light, tapping her fingers on the steering wheel impatiently.
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BLACK SCREEN
TEXT: A HERO WILL ARRIVE...
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GRIF arrives, landing on a car next to TEAGUE. The car is crushed, but his green armor isn't scratched.
GRIF: Member 2194, what is your emergency?
TEAGUE: Uh... why did you do that?
GRIF: Do what?
TEAGUE: Wreck the car.
GRIF: What car?
TEAGUE: Exactly...
GRIF: What's-
TEAGUE: Wait, hold on, I need a coat. It's eighty degrees in here.
GRIF looks around. Smoke is billowing out of the car he landed on and the cars behind TEAGUE are honking their horns. The light has turned green.
GRIF: Why did you call me over here again?
Ninjas come.
GRIF: Not again...
BLACK CAT SACHIKO arrives.
BCS: Follow me...
Random YWS members faces flash across the screen
Cue a random song from your music player.
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BLACK SCREEN
TEXT: WHEN A MEMBER GOES MISSING...
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EXT. COURTYARD - DAY.
Members are carrying signs saying "Where is Snoink?"
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BLACK SCREEN
TEXT: IT IS UP TO SPEW TO FIND THEM...
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INT. OFFICE - DAY.
WIGGY: But I thought SPEW didn't exist!
GRIF: They don't.
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BLACK SCREEN
TEXT: THE SEARCH IS ON!
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INT. WAREHOUSE
Nate laughs maniacally as monkeys sling poo at the crate GRIF is hiding behind.
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BLACK SCREEN
TEXT: SPEW ADVENTURES: THE SEARCH FOR SNOINK. COMING TO A FORUM NEAR YOU. This story is not yet rated...
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