Young Writers Society

I write the dumbest things when I'm bored.
Feel free to laugh at the extent of my dumbness in this...story/script/or whatever you call it.
Not intended to insult the characters in here.
They just had some personalities I could use.
Short, dumb and completely ridiculous.
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Superman: Stupid vampire.

Edward: What’s this problem people have with vampires? It’s so sickening!

Superman: You are too hot. I, Superman, will not tolerate any competition in being hunky. Begone, you vile creature.

Edward: Vile creature? I know I am, but what are you, pretty-boy? Who’s the one who ended up with the gorgeous Bella Swan? Me! And who did you get stuck with? Ugly Lois Lane. Big deal.

Superman: What the-?? How dare you insult her? I’ll have to teach you a lesson.
*advances towards Edward*

Edward: *snorts* As if I’m scared of you! Bring it on! *waves butt at Superman*

*Superman shoots lasers from his eyes and zaps Edward on the butt*

Edward: (*&^%$#@! You’re going to pay for that! Fortunately, I know your weakness. HA! According to “The illustrated guide to Superman”, I just need some KRYPTONITE!
BRB (Be right back)!

Superman: At least I have a book written about me! What about you? Huh? HUH? You just got some book called Twilight! It only costs $17.07! And how much does MY book cost? $17.08! BEAT THAT.

*Too late, Edward has run off to find some Kryptonite*

Superman: Darn it.

*Three seconds later, Edward returns.*

*Holds big green rock in his hand*

Edward: BEHOLD! Kryptonite! Die Superman, die!
*Nothing happens*

Edward: Huh? What’s wrong? Is the Kryptonite expired? *shakes big green rock*

Superman: *rolls eyes* That’s a gigantic booger, you idiot. Kryptonite glows.

Edward: WHO’RE YOU CALLING-

*The Hulk stumbles by*

Hulk: D-uh. Me angry! You won’t like me when I’m angry! I smash you! SMASHY SMASH SMASH! RAWR!!!

*Charges at Edward*

Edward: Wha-?! ARGH. Feel the wrath of my hotness! *flings big green rock aside and poses in macho positions*

*Suddenly, the light shines on Edward and he sparkles. A lot*

Hulk: RAWR!!! Me can’t see! Me can’t see!!! *shields eyes and trips over big green rock*

Edward: I’m so sparkly! WHEEEEE!!! I didn’t know I could be even hotter!

Superman: *hands on hips* I believe you are scintillating, doofus.

Edward: Look at me!!! I’m scintillating!!! *prances around in circles*

Superman: *sighs exasperatedly* what a bunch of losers. I’m leaving.
*flies off*

*Edward still prancing*

Hulk: *no longer dazed from fall* D-uh! She PRETTY!!! *points at gigantic booger* She PRETTY!!!!! *picks up booger* you pretty! Pretty Hulk! Pretty green!!! Me like!
D-uh, Hulk like you! *cradles booger and skips away*

Edward: WHEEEEE!!! I’m so sparkly, look at me!

*enters Bella*

Bella: Edward? Where are you Eddy?

Edward: BELLA BAAAAABY! Over here! Look! I’m so hot!

Bella: Yes, yes, I am aware of how gorgeous you are, you don’t have to- EEK! *turns around and spots sparkly Edward*

*Unfortunately, Edward’s sparkly-ness was too much for Bella’s human eyes, she goes blind and gets brain damage… then she dies. How sad.*

Edward: Shoot. There goes my one and only true love. *shrugs* oh well, to the Volturi, AWAAAAAY!!!
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The End.
Sorry for wasting your time.
Hopefull someone finds it mildly amusing.

*rolls around on the floor laughing hysterically*

I love these things! Totally wasn't a wast of time. This was probably my favorite part:

Edward: I’m so sparkly! WHEEEEE!!! I didn’t know I could be even hotter!

Superman: *hands on hips* I believe you are scintillating, doofus.

Edward: Look at me!!! I’m scintillating!!! *prances around in circles*

or...

Edward: Shoot. There goes my one and only true love. *shrugs* oh well, to the Volturi, AWAAAAAY!!!

To the Volturi! AWAAAAAY!!! whoosh! *disappears*

Haha,
Thanks for the compliment!
I guess I should get bored more often

Hehehe, this was hilarious! I love reading these thingies, they're much better than stories. One of my favorite parts was this:

Meep(: wrote:Superman: At least I have a book written about me! What about you? Huh? HUH? You just got some book called Twilight! It only costs $17.07! And how much does MY book cost? $17.08! BEAT THAT!

Amazing. It seems like with the way you ended this that you really hate Bella. I can't really blame you though, I can't stand the girl either. She's ANNOYING.

Anyways, you should write another one. PM me when you do.

Ciao baby,

Dreamworx95

XOXO

Haha.
I REALLY ought to get bored more often.
But I'm currently working on a story,
So I don't think anything new would come out soon.
Anyways, did I give the impression I disliked Bella?
On the contrary, I'm one of those Twilight Saga fans.
Just that, I put in whatever character whose personality could be used.
I'll admit though, I do get annoyed with her sometimes. SOMETIMES.

How could you do this? How could you defile the most beloved and HOT vampire of our times? And killing off Bella was unforgiveable, as well as irreverent. In this... this... farce, Superman was clearly supposed to be the best character when in fact he doesn't even exist! You should really research your characters more, dear.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

I'm only joking, of course. Very nicely done - a wonderful parody, very funny. I'm going to have to write one of these myself sometime.

I loved the "Oh, well. To the Volturi, AWAAAAAYYY!" That was awesome. If I could do jumps like Edward, I'd totally say "AWAAAAY" before each one, just for fun.

*goes off sniggering*

Yours ever,
MademoiselleKool

Ohh, I really love it! It's really funny! Soo not a waste of time! I'm going to have to TRY and write one of these some times but I'll probably fail. Oh, well.

Great job, loved it!!

googly

Googly & sokool:
Thanks! I really did do it out of boredom.
I didn't mean to kill of Edward and Bella,
But they fit the part! Oops.
Haha, anyway, best of luck when you try your own funny script.
Have you guys seen Snoink's Halloween with ____ script?
sorry, can't remember the name.
I think the ______ is uhh...Grif, Edward Cullen and Bulbasaur.
It was really good! Written by a professional.
See ya around!
Thanks for taking a look at my work!
Much much appreciated

This was brilliant! I was rolling on the floor when I read this. An excellent parody I must say. My favorite part was the end where Bella dies and Edward is all like off to the volturri. As much as I love the Twilight series, it does deserve to be picked around with sometimes. I can picture everything that happened and I think this would look really cool as a cartoon. Great Job!!

~Angel

Haha,
Thanks Angel of Death.
I love drawing, but i think its going to take me forever
to draw the comic, and i can't draw Edward's Adonis-like perfection
And Bella. So... scrap that idea
Glad you like it!

P.S: I love your display picture of the Pride & Prejudice movie.
It rocks big time

You should seriously become bored again.

This is just too funny!! It's hilarious!
I have never read "Twilight" before but I've heard a lot-when I say a lot I mean colosal- amount of stuff about Edward, Bella, Jacob e.t.c.
But this is so funny!!

Best part for me was :

" Edward: Wha-?! ARGH. Feel the wrath of my hotness! *flings big green rock aside and poses in macho positions* "

Haha, thank you very much for your compliments and reviews!
I'll try to get bored more often

Bwahahahaha! I freaking cannot get over how much I freaking love this freaking story! (Sorry i was seeing how many times I could say freaking in one sentence)

Anyways. Wow. I mean really huge big WOW! That was awesome.

Nobody shoot or pounce or anything but I am not a Twilight fan (I really don't like Bella so I enjoyed you killing her) and I LOVE superman (Smallville woot woot). So this was freaking awesome.

Some of my favorite parts:

Superman: What the-?? How dare you insult her? I’ll have to teach you a lesson.
*advances towards Edward*

Edward: *snorts* As if I’m scared of you! Bring it on! *waves butt at Superman*

*Superman shoots lasers from his eyes and zaps Edward on the butt*
((I can envision Edward Cullen shaking his butt at Superman))


Edward: Wha-?! ARGH. Feel the wrath of my hotness! *flings big green rock aside and poses in macho positions*

*Suddenly, the light shines on Edward and he sparkles. A lot*
((hehe haha oh that hurts..the laughing...haha ahhh! I love it!))


Edward: I’m so sparkly! WHEEEEE!!! I didn’t know I could be even hotter!

Superman: *hands on hips* I believe you are scintillating, doofus.

Edward: Look at me!!! I’m scintillating!!! *prances around in circles*

Superman: *sighs exasperatedly* what a bunch of losers. I’m leaving.
*flies off*

*Edward still prancing*
((okay thats it, I am giving you points for this amazing story))

I love it. Keep up the super duper work.

--Rory

RoryLegend:
Haha, really glad you liked it!
I shall try to get bored more often