Young Writers Society

E: I’m Edward, a transfer student from a parallel universe. Or at least that’s what Professor Loopy said. I just wanted to tell you, that you put too much powder on your face, Mister Snap sir. It makes you all pale and sickly. You gotta have my good looks to be able to carry it off.

Snape: *advances menacingly*…That, is my natural skin colour.

That is the definition of win. XD Favorite part.

Was laughing my head off all through this. Brilliant stuff. XDXD

Only thing that caught me (in a bda way) was this:

As photographers swarmed to the scene, like bees to honey, our clever Creator whipped out a trusty pen, and while Meyer posed for pictures, and flung it at her, rendering her unconscious.

Little awkward wording there, aye?

My stomach hurts now. That was brilliant. XD

Meep = Genius!

I swear, this was the most brilliant piece of Twilight and Harry Potter fanfiction (or something like that) that I have ever read! You had me laughing for five minutes straight, especially the part with Lupin and the newspaper articles. I couldn't find any fault in this. And good luck, Meep!

Thanks everyone!
For constructive criticism, compliments and all

Ha, Meep! Again one of these loveydovey stories you do! They're great!

Although you kept misspelling 'Hermione'...

Luckily there was also some of Malfoy, he rocks. I also hoped there would've been some American English/British English contrast, because Edward is American, right? Like how Hermione and he wouldn't understand each other because of some different words they use, or something like that.

Sorting Hat: Ah yes. A dare devil. Loves to put his girlfriends in peril. Very well, better be…GRYFFINDOR!

Haha, this was good.

Professor Severus Snape: *glides in* Settle down, you pathetic, uneducated children.

*cracks up*

You’re like a…like whatever is more glittery than a diamond!

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Oh, dear. This isn't my favourite let's-make-fun-of-Twilight stories, but it was still entertaining. Thanks for the read!


Demeter
xxx

I did very, very much like it, but you've heard that a billion times, so here's my one nitpick:

*Dumbledore stands there, wearing a bright, flashy pink robe*
Dumbledore: Oh, hello, children! I was just about to leave. I have an 'appointment' with Gellert. Do I look okay?

McG: Ah yes, Grindelwald. Tell him I said ‘go to hell’ for me, will you? We’re here to sort our new third year student into his new house.
*leans down to whisper into Hermoine’s ear*
Albus is an almost-out-of-the-closet gay.

Only part I didn't like. I've never really accepted (nor found it important to accept) that Jo said he was gay. It just seemed like she was trying to change his character after setting it in stone, more or less. And that he sounded nothing like Dumbledore, but I expect you weren't trying to, so no harm done.

Otherwise, great! And now if we just had a little more Snape/Malfoy/Voldemort/Lucius in there...

-SELA

This story is a good way to get a laugh!


Keep up the good work!

Ha, this was great! Such a fun read.

You, friend, are a genius! Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

-Cassie

Mwahahahahahahah god I've got a stomach ache! Yeah, I luved twilight for a while, but so did I harry Potter^^. Anyhoo I'm over it. But I still find J.K Rowlings writing isn't really that good, and well, S. Meyer may not have any style at all, but at least its not really negative. Thanks for the laugh, Meep, it did me a load of good!!!
~sheepy

Thanks for your comments!
You guys made me smile

~Its been my goal all along to make you guys laugh.

HAHAHA oh my god that was HILARIOUS! I sent it to my friend and sister by email because I think that they will love it as much as I did!! Amazing job! You really know how to make a story!

Oh. My. GOD. XD that was so so funny! i do think its sad that you bagged on Twilight a little to much, but it was funny enough for me to get over that. u jus put me in a very good mood!

I sent it to my friend and sister by email because I think that they will love it as much as I did!!

Thank you for your lovely compliment, katemabob.
I do have one gentle request though, that you do not distribute my work too widely. After all, everyone can just come to this page to read it. Furthermore, I've had a bad experience with plagiarism, and I would like to avoid aloowing that to happen to me again. Thanks again!

Oh. My. GOD. XD that was so so funny! i do think its sad that you bagged on Twilight a little to much, but it was funny enough for me to get over that. u jus put me in a very good mood!

Thank you for your praise too, Midnight_Rose!
Another thing, I do feel it as my 'job' to point out to you that we encourage proper english on YWS, so do capitalise your words and avoid chatspeak and caps lock.
Thank you!

Well I loved it! I think the authors versus each other wasn't as funny but I loved the Edward Potter Harry Cullen. It was hilarious and I think I almost peed (too much information...) But I loved it! I think you captured Bella and Jacob perfectly! I loved her just babeling on about how she was too useless to die and some one had to come save her. Man I think you got her personality better than Meyer did! I loved it!
-Tab

That was priceless. Hilarious! xD My favorite part:

"Forks."
"Spoons?"

Because my friend called the Quillette (however you spell it) reservation spoons xD. I don't know, it just made me laugh xD.

*high-fives meep*

Oh. My. God. Meep, you are amazing. I mean, mutilating Bella is just about the best thing in the world, now, isn't it? And poking fun at Edward isn't too bad either.
This is hilarious. xD