Hahaha! Exactly. Actually, Edward was right. If it wasn't for his perfection, the Twilight books would have never become in any way popular. And if he didn't sparkle, I would have stopped reading after the first book.
Mamillius: Merry or sad shall’t be? Hermione: As merry as you will. Mamillius: A sad tale’s best for winter. I have one Of sprites and goblins. The Winter's Tale
Look on the contest board. I considered entering -I wrote a quite funny -even if I do say so myself self-insert parody for my friend, but I didn't.
Lol! This is so funny. No, I don't mind at all . Go ahead. lol! I love the new part. Can I just have a nitpick? You say "Role" instead of "roll" at one point when you say you roll your eyes.
I especially loved "If it wasn't for my beautifulness your story wouldn't have sold ten copies!" Haha! I laughed muchos
Epic win.
-Stella.
"Stella. You were in my dream the other night. And everyone called you Princess." -Lauren2010
Haha thanks! I changed role to roll, and I'm working on adding more to it. I'm thinking about writing a New Moon parody because that was my least favorite Twilight book as well.
Mamillius: Merry or sad shall’t be? Hermione: As merry as you will. Mamillius: A sad tale’s best for winter. I have one Of sprites and goblins. The Winter's Tale
Mamillius: Merry or sad shall’t be? Hermione: As merry as you will. Mamillius: A sad tale’s best for winter. I have one Of sprites and goblins. The Winter's Tale
That was great! My stomach hurts now I was giggling so hard. My faovrite part had to be carlile giggling and falling on top of edward. Also stephenie meyer coming in and adding her words. She does like the word god-like and dazzle quite a bit.....also I think when I first read breaking dawn I had the same feeling when bella was sitting in her car at the gas station thinking about how much she was deprived because edward gave her this car and not a better sleeker one and how it made her feel so self concious. You captured it perfectly. Loved it!
This is ridiculous in the good kind of way! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time I was reading this! My favorite part is definitly when Steph Meyer popped up and "dazzled" us with her amazing vocabulary.
This was really funny! I used to be a huge Twilight fan, and all that jazz, but now I find myself hating it. It's not that the books aren't good, it's just that it's everywhere and sooo overrated. Nice to see someone not taking it seriously for once!
Oh, man! I thought that this parody would be boring, like you described! Ha, far from! Wonderful job. I applaud this. I liked the series for a while, but now I despise it pretty much. Too much pointlessness and stero-typicality (<-- That's not a word, I think?) Anyways, I loved this! Ha ha ha! I think that this is a more fitting ending to that pointless series! I give you one gold star!
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
hey!
That was awesome! I was laughing so hard by the end of it. Especially the bit about Stephanie Meyer! She does do that haha! I must admit I adore twilight, they totally hooked me and all my friends at school. However I must say that they are basically a very cliched story which feeds off a teenage girl's emotions and their romantical fantasies. It also gives girls a totally unrealistic view of the perfect guy.
Great job!
xx mimi xx
-mors aut honorabilis vita-
Forget the prince with a horse, I want a vampire with a volvo.
. Go ahead. lol! I love the new part. Can I just have a nitpick? You say "Role" instead of "roll" at one point when you say you roll your eyes.
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