The Bench
Spoiler! :
Episode 1: One hell of a girl!
Characters in this sketch:
~Malcolm
~The girl
Malcolm is walking and listening to his iPod, when he notices one very good looking girl sitting alone on the bench.
Malcolm: Well hello there. I’ve never seen you around here before. I’m Malcolm, but you can call me anything you like.
(Girl just smiles)
You’re very pretty, you know. I don’t usually have this type of…thing. I mean I never fall in love a-at first sight, if you know what I mean.
(pauses)
I’m actually quite embarrassed right now. (girl giggles) I was thinking you would like to hook up one day like so we could know each other better. Hey, I don’t even know your name and I feel like a fool ‘coz I’m the only one talking.
(Bites his upper lip)
(girl gets closer in a ‘sexy’ way)
Girl: (She has a very manly and deep voice) I’m Tanya.
Malcolm: (horrified face, and high pitched voice) That’s…cool. If you’ll excuse me, I…I gotta go.
(Walks away slowly)
Girl: So when are we meeting up?
(Malcolm pretends to not hear)
Malcolm: (whispering to himself) What the f***?!
End
Episode 2: Friends always catch you when you fall
Characters in this sketch:
~Kelly
~Alex
~Megan
Kelly is sitting on the bench waiting for her best friends Alex and Megan.
Kelly: What took you so long? The movie’s probably over now!
Megan: (Looking at Alex) Sorry. Got caught up.
Alex: Let’s just stay here.
Kelly: ‘Kay. So what d’you-
(Looks to her left and sees her two best friends making out. Blinks in a shocked way.)
Do you mind? You’re not alone here!
Megan: Sorry. He’s just so irresistible!
(They kiss again, this time pushing Kelly)
Kelly: Oh my goodness! Umm, guys, you’re pushing me off the bench. Hello-
(Falls off)
I don’t believe this!
End
Episode 2: Revenge of the bimbo
Characters in this sketch:
~Jeremy
~Daniela
~Paul
Jeremy and Paul are sitting on the bench playing a video game on Jeremy’s PSP. Daniela, a blonde bimbo walks towards them, talking on the phone with her ‘BFF’ Sabrina.
Paul: Kill it! Kill it!
Jeremy: That’s what I’m doing dumb-ass! Shut up I can’t concentrate. I want to make it to level 20
Daniela: Shut up! No way! She said that? What a b****!
(sits on bench)
Ok babe, I gotta go.(Makes kissing noises and hangs up.) What’u doing?
Paul: Are you talking to us?
Daniela: Who else is here?
Paul: We’re playing Revenge of The Zombies III. But you won’t understand.
Daniela: Lemme see.
Jeremy: You have got to be kidding. You won’t even pass level 1.
Daniela: Screw you, I know more than you think.
Game Over!
Jeremy: Ok, you try.
Two hours later…
Level 26
Daniela: When does it get hard?
(Boys staring at her, jaws dropped)
End
Episode 3: Proposal
Characters in this sketch:
~Peter
~Laura
~Kelly
~Megan
~Alex
Laura is sitting alone on the bench, where Peter had asked her to meet him. He is late, but she doesn’t mind.
Finally, he approaches.
Peter: Laura, I called you out here this evening to ask you something really special. (pauses) Well, you know we’ve known each other for a while now and you know I love you and I want to ask you…(goes down on one knee) Will you marry me?
(Kelly and Megan are passing by)
Megan: Hey Kel, isn’t that the guy we saw yesterday proposing to that stripper?
Kelly: Oh my gosh! Yes! Honey don’t marry him! He’s a two-faced ba-
Peter: What the hell are you talking about?
Laura: Bye-bye Peter.(slaps him on the cheek)
(Alex, out of breath, finds his two friends)
Alex: There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you two.
Peter: You should have come earlier before they ruined my love life.
Alex: I am so sorry. They had a couple of drinks. You know us teenagers, always wanting to try out new things.
(Peter breaks down in tears)
End
Episode 4: Revenge of the bimbo II
Character in this sketch:
~Daniela
~Jeremy
~Paul
~Sabrina
~Fred
Jeremy: She’s been on it for hours!
Fred: Are you kidding?
Paul: For real.
Fred: Probably ‘coz she doesn’t understand the game.
Paul: Nope. She’s been playing…really well. Now she’s on Level 39.
Fred: No way! (checks for himself) Oh my gosh. I didn’t know it went that far!
Sabrina: Dani babe, we’re supposed to go shopping, remember?
Daniela: Go without me.
Sabrina: But I can’t!
Daniela: F*** off, ok?
(everyone is shocked)
Jeremy: She…she was talking to the game.
(the boys nod)
Sabrina: Dani babe, you were talking to the game, right?
Daniela: No.
(Fred laughs)
Game Complete! You’ve made it!
Daniela: Whoo! Now, Rina, wanna go shopping?
(The boys are all shocked. Daniela is back to her ‘bimbo’self and Sabrina is happy to have her friend back.)
Episode 5: Surprise, surprise.
Spoiler! :
Characters in this sketch:
~Malcolm
~Daniela
~Sabrina
~Kelly
~Megan
~Alex
~Jeremy
~Paul
~Fred
~Sophie
The group of friends is sitting on and around the bench waiting for Megan to talk.
Megan: So, we’ve all come together today to prepare for Sophie’s sixteenth birthday and we want to make it a surprise.
Paul: So what should we do?
Megan: Well I was coming to that (irritated by the question). I thought maybe if we worked in pairs, we might actually get some work done.
Sabrina: I’m with Dani!
Megan: As usual. So Malcolm with Paul, Jeremy with Fred, I’m with Alex and Kelly.
Sabrina: That’s a pair with three people. Isn’t that called a…a…
Megan: (ignoring Sabrina) So we’ll do the invitations and find place and stuff. Dani and Rina, you do the decorations. No wait, we’ll swop. Fred and Jeremy you do music. Malcolm and Paul you do food and drinks. Is that ok? Questions?
Sophie: I have a question. What the hell am I doing here if it’s a surprise party for me?
Kelly: Who called you?
(Everyone looks at Sabrina)
Sabrina: It’s called a trio! What? That’s not it?
End
Episode 6: R.I.P
Coming soon.
Gender:
Points: 2634
Reviews: 152