This is a script that I wrote and performed with some friends. It's not that good, I just found it lurking on my computer and thought I'd post it on here.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza
Cast
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
Draco Malfoy
Goyle
Voldermort/The pizza man
Dumbledore
Scene 1
The first scene takes place in Hogwarts School. The children are sitting in the Dinner Hall. Harry and Hermione receive a postcard from Ron who is in Egypt. Goyle and Draco are chatting.
Harry: Bored, Bored, Bored. I’m so bored. Lucky Ron is in Egypt and we’re stuck here receiving news that Voldermort’s back.
(Harry sighs)
Hermione: Oh well, at least your scar’s not been hurting recently, which must mean that Voldermort isn’t near.
(Harry nods)
(Dumbledore stands and clears his throat.)
Dumbledore: Silence!!! I have an announcement to make. As you are all worried because He Who Must Not Be Named is back I shall cheer you up by ORDERING PIZZA!
Draco: Brill!
[b]Goyle: Yum!
Crabbe:[/b] Food!
All except Dumbledore: Hooray!
(Everyone mutters in the background whilst Dumbledore orders pizza on the phone.)
Dumbledore: Hello, is that Magic Malcolm’s Pizza? Good. I’d like to order a 24” pumpkin pizza with extra cheese. OK. Bye.
Scene 2(The door bell rings. Dumbledore answers the door.)
Dumbledore: Ah good, the pizza. Thanks.
(Dumbledore pays the pizza delivery man the money.)
Pizza man: I would like to see Harry Potter.
Dumbledore: Why?
P.M.: Er, um, I’m a big fan.
Dumbledore: Very well. Harry!
(Dumbledore exits and Harry enters, scratching his scar in pain.)
P.M.: Ah, Harry Potter, nice to see you again.
Harry: What? I’ve never met you before.
P.M.: There you are wrong for I am Voldermort in disguise and I am here to rid the world from the boy who lived, once and for all.
Harry: Ah!
Voldermort: But before I kill you I will offer you some pizza.
(Harry is relieved)
Harry: Oh, thanks.
(Harry bites a slice of pizza, calls Hermione, coughs and then faints.
Hermione, Dumbledore, Draco and Goyle rush on to the stage at the racket and stare at Harry.)
Goyle: Voldermort our hero!
(Draco faints into Goyles arms.)
Hermione and Dumbledore: What have you done?
Voldermort: Ha, Ha, Ha!!! He must have eaten a snake venom sprayed pumpkin seed.
Hermione: Is that bad?
Voldermort: Yes you muggle, when he wakes up his bones will turn to jelly and stay like that for 50 years!!!
Hermione: You evil beast!
(Hermione draws her wand but is tempted by the smell of the pizza and takes a small nibble.)
Hermione: What? It’s only a small bite and it smells delicious.
(Hermione chokes on the pizza and runs of stage.)
Draco: You’re wonderful Voldermort.
Goyle: Go Voldermort! Hooray!
Voldermort: That would be the arti-CHOKES!!! Ha, Ha, Ha!
(Draco and Goyle laugh.)
Dumbledore: Ahh!!
(Dumbledore runs off stage.)
Draco: Voldermort you’re our hero!
Goyle: You’re our idol.
D and G: Please can we have your autograph?
(They chase him and he throws the left over pizza at them. Voldermort and the two boys leave stage[i].Dumbledore casts a spell on Harry and Harry wakes up cured.)[/i]
Harry: Dumbledore I hope there were free drinks with that pizza.
(Harry coughs.)
Dumbledore: Er, no.
Harry coughs and runs off stage followed by Dumbledore.
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