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Twilight && Harry Potter

JustDance · 2009-02-28T22:51:43Z

I know it sucks a lot. Lol my first one. Bahaha I am inspired by Meep(: so you might find mine similar to her. J: JustDance=] E: Edward R: Ron B: Bella Herm.: Hermione HP: Hocus pocus gorey morey!!!! J: Oh shut up, just shut up! HP: Why? J: That wizardy crap is so annoying. HP: I don't think so. J: And what the heck is up with that retarted British accent? HP: You mean this one? *imitates fake British accent* J: Yes you moron. HP: I don't find you very nice. J: Yeah, and I don't find your face very nice. Rowling: Okay okay, break it up you two. J: Oh, put a sock in it Rowling! You are probably the only woman on the plant who writes about freaky dweebs in so last season robes. HP: *Gasps* I am not a dweeb! J: Have you looked in the mirror lately? Rowling: Don't you love my books? J: Get a freakin’ life woman! Who has the time to sit and write 8 books each 700 pages long? Don't you have a family to hang out with or something? Rowling: Well of course! I don’t think they like me though. J: There's a suprise. *Hermione walks in followed by Ron who's stalking her going googly eyes * Herm.: Hello everyone! *flips her bushy hair only to find her hand get lost in the depths of her tangles* Ron: Hello *standing behind Hermione sniffing her hair* Herm.: Ronny-poo…what are you doing? Ron: Ohh Hermione, my love...sniffing your hair. It smells lovely. Herm.: Why thank you. I used toad pee conditioner today. J: *Pukes* *Edward Cullen & Bella Swan materialise out of thin air* B: Where are we Edward!? I'm so scared! Protect me! *clings onto Edward* E: *Clings onto Bella* Don't worry love, you are safe with me. Herm.: *looks at Edward’s hotness* *jaw drops* OMG! You are hot and shiny! *kicks Ron* Screw you! I love Edward now! B: Back off he's mine! Herm: *growls* *takes out wand* *turns Bella’s head into a antelope* B: *screams* My head!!!! E: *Ignores Bella* I like ‘em fiesty! Herm: *giggles* B: *Sobbing* Herm & E run off to Alaska to eat frozen fish. HP: Well… this is….majorly akward. J: *groans* Bella, save your whining for someone who cars, ‘cause frankly I don’t give a crap. B: My lovey dovey left me! J: *whacks Bella across the face with a frozen fish* B: Owwwweeeeyyyy!!!!!! HP: *Looks at Bella* *Raises his eyebrows* B: What? HP: You smell nice…like pork chops. B: Okay? HP: Will you marry me? B: No!!! I love Edward! HP: Oh yeah? Well, I bet he can't do this! *takes out his wand and does a spell to turn on some music. Then begans to dance to the hokey pokey* B: Oh em gee! Okay I'll marry you!!!!!! HP && B: *Make out* J: God, kill me now.

JustDance

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Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:52 pm

JustDance says... · Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:52 pm

Aha, thanks!
Aha, personally I love Twilight, but it can be pathetic at times.
Aha, i'm neutral in this script.
(:
xD

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Mon May 04, 2009 10:15 pm

poketheprincess says... · Mon May 04, 2009 10:15 pm

OMG!!! i loved it!!! especially since you made Bella the whiner that she is!! XP

i really wanna know what happened to Ron though? he disappeared, which depressed me. Or maybe he went of with JK? who knows!!!

oh and thanks for turning Bella into an antelope. It made me happy. And how she and harry got married. YAY!! happy ending!!

"she had ADOS: attention deficit ooh shinny"

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Wed May 06, 2009 2:56 am

JustDance says... · Wed May 06, 2009 2:56 am

Aha, thaaank you(:

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Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:40 am

JustDance says... · Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:40 am

oh, wow.

this is ANCIENT.

i haven't been on in like forever.

aha.

i remember this !

comments on it ?
i know it's pretty badddd.
haha.

sorry d:

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Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:37 am

Fallenangel27 says... · Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:37 am

Ha! this is funny!! hehe... i read this 6 times and it's still hilarous to read!! I lovve it!!! But, you forgot to put who hp was, (Even though we all know who it is!) :smt005

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Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:24 pm

Lydia1995 says... · Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:24 pm

This was great JD,

Well Done,
Someone already got the nit-picks in before me so I will just say I like it. I am a HP fan but not so much with Twilight, therefore, it was great!

Hehehehe. *Laughs a lot*
A job well done!

Keep Writing,
~Lydia

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Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:25 am

skutter11 says... · Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:25 am

FINALLY! Someone who will take the upmost micky out of the scurge that Harry Potter! I would love to see this acted out! I mean if it wasn't for the films, it would have been forgot about at book three...

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