once upon a time a girl named Jennifer walked up the street, then she walked down, and she walked up again, and then she again walked down, she went up, and down, she ran, and she walked, she sneezed and she coughed, she tripped and she fell, she cried and she laughed, she went up and she went down, Jennifer was run over by an elephant, she got back up as thin as paper, she saw a UFO and was abducted, she met creepy slimy aliens, she got scared, she jumped out the UFO window, she woke up in a hospital, she still had alien slime on her, she got up and left, she fainted on her way out, Jennifer was still thin as paper, she walked up the street and fell off one end, she grabbed a rope and climbed back up, she walked down the street, she fell off that end, she fell on a crocodile, the crocodile stole her shoe, Jennifer swam out of the water, she fell face first into cow dung, she accidentally swallowed some, she ran to a tree and puked, she had a glass of water, she ripped a piece of gum in half, and then Jennifer woke up...Phew, it was just a dream!
Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss
On that fateful day, the day about which countless prophecies had been made since time immemorial, the day which every ancient civilization had marked on their calenders as the end...nothing really happened.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -Jules de Gaultier Humans have not always been the superior race to walk this Earth... -The Sidhe prince Delbáeth
1.) Nothing exciting ever really happens in this book so you might as well save your time and money and effort and, while you're at it, go buy yourself something worthwhile to read because -- to put it simply -- this book is extremely boring.
2.) Dude! One time, there was like this explosion, man, and like, it was orangey and yellow and stuff and it went like boom, man, and then, this other time, I stepped in cow dung and it was all like, stinky, man, and then this other other time, man, I had a Popsicle and like man is this great or what man?
3.) CAUTION: The following book may cause side effects such as: boredom, nausea, vomiting, tiredness, diarrhea, pink elephants, an urge to poke people with a stick, extreme like for peaches, the belief that you will be abducted by aliens, sudden or persistent laughter, falling asleep, and/or followed by death. This book may not be enjoyable to all audiences so go to your local retailer today and request a copy now! Please enjoy reading!
*Ha-ha, they're stupid, but it's all I could come up with!
"What you learn for yourself, you will know forever." - Eugenides, A Conspiracy of Kings
One day I saw this thing I don't know what it was but it was a thing but it was something, some sort of thing so yeah well I saw it and it was pretty cool yeah I don't know what to say, but yeah, one day I saw this thing.
I am laughing so hard right now! Thank you, I really needed to laugh. I think a lot of these would make me want to read the story just to figure out what the heck was going on!
Once upon a time, there was a man who ate cheese, but then he choked on some Swiss and died, but his son lived and they all lived happily ever after.
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
Hello. I'm Simon. I like watching children playing in the park on weekends. Sometimes I wait outside the school playground, just to look at the beautiful children. I like giving them sweets. They like it too. I enjoy observing them. It makes me feel good inside.
Once upon a time, in a far away land, and I mean like, so far out there that you need a freaking map to find it, there lived a pretty pink princess dressed in, you guessed it, pink, and here's another shocker, she was pretty, but anyway, she was picking daisies in this far away land of the times that were once upon us, and... hey, if they were once upon us that means that this happened already and probably no one cares, but I'll keep rambling on about this pretty princess anyway, and well, she was really incredibly gorgeous, just really pretty and all, and the daisies were so white and dainty, just like the princess's nose, but really who care's about her nose, and oh fish sticks this story will suck anyway and I shall just give up now.
"You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them."
You continue it from there. HEhehehehehe, if you ask me, that is a very bad way to start.
All I can hear; "I me mine, I me mine, I me mine". Even those tears; "I me mine, I me mine, I me mine". No one's frightened of playing it. Everyone's saying it. Flowing more freely than wine. All through your life; "I me mine".
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