Probably cease to exist out of the pressure, because of all the criticism I get, and all that whining about how boring their job is. Not to mention the number of times I'd be mentioned in a day.
Other than that, I would be able to eat all the stuff I want to eat, not feel fat, not get fat, and not to vomit. Ah, the beauty of food. And everyone else could do the same, but all the overweight people will get thinner, while all the underweight people get fatter. That way, it will all balance out.
I'm not a very ambitious god.
What would you do if your mother/father/guardian officially declared that, in order to save money, all holidays, including your birthday, were postponed to next year, so you couldn't celebrate your birthday?
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