Jake to Terian: Hello? HELLO?! Aw dammit. Okay, I don't know you and you don't know me, but I'm being held hostage by this crazy farmer, and--OH, SHOOT, HE'S COMING! *click*
Sara's answering machine: Um, hi, you've reached the heir apparent to the throne of Fantasyland. If you're calling about the curse, my memory loss, or are the insane royal couple who thinks they are my parents, hang up. If you're someone who knows how I can get out of this crazy kingdom, start talking. *BEEP*
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