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"Then stop being so gosh-darn cute!!"

What would you say if you're friends starting using slang from another country and you had no idea what they were talking about?

Buy [Insert Country Name Here] Slang for Dummies.

What would you say if you won an Extreme Makeover?

Sweet

What would you do if you were ran over by a Llama?

Sing the Llama song if I was able to.

What would you do/say if you were a passerby in the above situation?

probaly laugh histerically.

What would you do if you were bit by allama

Run away and never look at llamas again.

What would you say if you were obsessed with llamas like Carl in Jimmy Neutron?

Get an infection and explode

When can we kill this damn llama craze?

after I get a cookie

What will you do in the last seconds of you life?

:gives greg a cookie

"I'd die"
What would you do if you were reborn as an insect?

Sting people I don't like in this life (the ones that are still alive)

What would you do/say if you got stung in the above situation? Not that any of YOU would get stung. I like you all.

Obviously, I would reach over and slowly dismember your pathetic little insect body and revel in the panicked screams you gave as I popped your little head off.

So, what would you say if you found yourself in the OED?

I would possible be under the words loud, obnoxious, smelly, pimples, girl, cheater, liar, tall, corpulent (tee hee) and possible dead and unknown.

What would you do if you were in Brads body but you had your mind?

I would go to his university and start teaching my own *crap*

What would you do if you turned into a light bulb?

Flash on flash off flash on flash off

What would you do if you were suddenly a character in a book you just bought without knowing who wrote it?

Figure out who wrote it using my portrayal in the book, which would probably be bad.

What would you say if your pet turned into a human and you turned into an animanl and he/she owned you?